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Sleep with her -- after long night of hot sex it won't be offensive to tell that her is so dirty that she needs a good wash.

You've been a very dirty girl and you need a good washing ... something along those lines? 8)

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> The client would have to give me one hell of a rate hike for me to consider that

:lol

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Sleep with her -- after long night of hot sex it won't be offensive to tell that her is so dirty that she needs a good wash.

The colleague is a 'him'. The client would have to give me one hell of a rate hike for me to consider that :rolleyes

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> How to diplomatically tell a colleague that they need to wash and use a deodorant?

Sleep with her -- after long night of hot sex it won't be offensive to tell that her is so dirty that she needs a good wash.

Another contractor sent him a can of deodorant in the post.

Did you use it Xoggy?

Contact HR apparently they are trained to deal with such situations

We had a bloke with that problem. Another contractor sent him a can of deodorant in the post.

Was it BO, or...

Bag of old clams?

My female manager had a BO problem on a recent contract. I wimped out of saying anything.

Was it BO, or...

Get your line manager to sort it out.

That's what they're paid for.

My female manager had a BO problem on a recent contract. I wimped out of saying anything.

Ah, dear old DP, your wit and wisdom never cease to amaze me. In fact you're second only to MF in that area...

I was once asked this question at an interview

What you stank and the interviewer asked you how often you washed?

How about "Have a wash you smelly bastard!"

BTW, I was once asked this question at an interview!

Spod - In "I got the contract" mode!

How about - I really don't want to offend or upset you but I think you may have a bit of a personal hygiene problem - I know what it is like in this hot weather but maybe a different deodorant would help. If that doesn't work - vomit on them.