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MarillionFan replied

18 November 2011, 10:53
Brilliant pun.
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psychocandy replied

18 November 2011, 09:45
My young son got a marble stuck up his butt once. Sat on it in the shower - accidentally he says !

He panicked a bit but it did plop out on its own minutes later....

Unlike the plastic bead he stuffed up his nose when he was even younger. That needed a trip to A+E and a long forceps thingy. He was a bit traumatised after that and never stuck anything else up there afterwards !!!!
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BrilloPad replied

18 November 2011, 07:54
I always love the embarrassing illnesses thing on C4. People are too afraid to go to their doctor - but happy to let several million people watch on TV?

A sign of the times I suppose....
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gingerjedi replied

17 November 2011, 22:46
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

KUATB

How apt.
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MarillionFan replied

17 November 2011, 22:28
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

KUATB
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SimonMac replied

17 November 2011, 22:27
KUATB
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MarillionFan started a topic To infinity and your colon!

17 November 2011, 22:24
To infinity and your colon!

Own up? Who's had a childrens toy stuck up their passage?

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