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Previously on "Think of England - do you think of the Notting Hill Carnival?"

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  • Davros
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    Originally posted by Francko
    Same as for sasguru. He flirted for 20 years and never had a date. Now he considers a bottle of red Chianti as his italian "girlfriend".


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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by janey
    ahh I see, with all this flirting I'm apparently doing it's a shame that I've not got one date!
    Same as for sasguru. He flirted for 20 years and never had a date. Now he considers a bottle of red Chianti as his italian "girlfriend".

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  • Sergeant Apone
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Cojak has stoically rebuffed any attempts made to breech her defences. Janey teases along with the best of them.
    Cojak is a class act. Janey isn't in the same league.

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  • DimPrawn
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    I know what you mean LG.

    Have you tried bombarding her inbox?

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Cojak has stoically rebuffed any attempts made to breech her defences. Janey teases along with the best of them.

    Janey: If ever I am in your vicinity I wouldnt mind looking you up.
    LMAO, I'm sure you wouldn't

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    What's all the fuss about Janey anyway?

    Has no one noticed Cojaks saucy avatar?
    Cojak has stoically rebuffed any attempts made to breech her defences. Janey teases along with the best of them.

    Janey: If ever I am in your vicinity I wouldnt mind looking you up.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    What's all the fuss about Janey anyway?

    Has no one noticed Cojaks saucy avatar?


    that's harsh Prawny, I'm hurt

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  • DimPrawn
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    What's all the fuss about Janey anyway?

    Has no one noticed Cojaks saucy avatar?

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I have to admit this cyber sex lark is a lot easier than attracting a real woman for us social inadequates.
    I cant even attract a pissed up moose at 10 to 2 what with these bottle bottom glasses and buck teeth. I wear my trendiest cavalry twill trousers and argyle pattern tank top but all to no avail. I am kind of like a white Dwayne Dibbly.

    eflirting is my only option. Please dont take that away from me.
    you sounds like my perfect man! fancy a date?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    I have to admit this cyber sex lark is a lot easier than attracting a real woman for us social inadequates.
    I cant even attract a pissed up moose at 10 to 2 what with these bottle bottom glasses and buck teeth. I wear my trendiest cavalry twill trousers and argyle pattern tank top but all to no avail. I am kind of like a white Dwayne Dibbly.

    eflirting is my only option. Please dont take that away from me.

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by Mr Crosby
    Sit back and watch the PM's come flooding in.
    To a Morris Dancing festival.

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  • Davros
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    Originally posted by Mr Crosby
    Sit back and watch the PM's come flooding in.
    I doubt it, Mr Crosby. Most of the rutting males being e-saucy with Janey would probably faint at the thought of asking a woman out.

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  • Mr Crosby
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    Originally posted by janey
    ahh I see, with all this flirting I'm apparently doing it's a shame that I've not got one date!
    Sit back and watch the PM's come flooding in.

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    They are jealous because you are not flirting with them.
    ahh I see, with all this flirting I'm apparently doing it's a shame that I've not got one date!

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