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Previously on "Is Pooperscoop the new Lord Haw Haw?"

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Oh I see, not only are you a second rate contractor with a degree from an ex technical college, but you're also GINGER!

    No wonder you have an inferiority complex.

    Ginger people are well suited to northern climates, they get more vitamin D which makes them superior.

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  • sasguru
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    So to your previous lying boasts of (1) having a BTL (2) buying a house in Greece (3) being rejected by Martin Baker because of your high rate, you're adding the claim that you have a big penis?

    Pray, please tell, what accounts for your low self esteem?

    One can only include that you're an impoverished ginger twunt with a small willy.
    Last edited by sasguru; 10 November 2011, 16:10.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Does the whole family only have 3 fingers and a thumb on each hand?
    Not only that, but to keep the tackle warm a really long skirt is necessary.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    I doubt that, the vikings humped our land way back, you can tell cause of the colour of my hair you see. In fact here's a picture of my grandfather





    Help me out here, could you be related?

    Does the whole family only have 3 fingers and a thumb on each hand?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    I doubt that, the vikings humped our land way back, you can tell cause of the colour of my hair you see.
    Oh I see, not only are you a second rate contractor with a degree from an ex technical college, but you're also GINGER!

    No wonder you have an inferiority complex.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    You can wish all you want, but you are who you are.

    I have a Swedish grandfather so I could have more in common with Scandanavia than you.
    I doubt that, the vikings humped our land way back, you can tell cause of the colour of my hair you see. In fact here's a picture of my grandfather





    Help me out here, could you be related?

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  • minestrone
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    More like Lord Talks Baws.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Actually family and I find we have more in common with the Scandinavians than our southern brethren. No jest.
    You can wish all you want, but you are who you are.

    I have a Swedish grandfather so I could have more in common with Scandanavia than you.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Actually family and I find we have more in common with the Scandinavians than our southern brethren. No jest.
    That's funny. Most Scandis I've met tend not to be naive, unworldly plonkers.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Great Britain is the name given to the largest British isle (the other being Ireland) so even if the Scots are daft enough to want to go alone they will still live in Great Britain so tough tulip you are and always will be a Brit.

    Unless you want to be a kraut?
    Actually family and I find we have more in common with the Scandinavians than our southern brethren. No jest.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Not for long.
    Great Britain is the name given to the largest British isle (the other being Ireland) so even if the Scots are daft enough to want to go alone they will still live in Great Britain so tough tulip you are and always will be a Brit.

    Unless you want to be a kraut?

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Not for long.
    Some good news at last

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    If you are a Scot then you are also a Brit, amongst other things - but I wont go there.
    Not for long.

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Not Brit, Scot!

    The clue is in the name.
    If you are a Scot then you are also a Brit, amongst other things - but I wont go there.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Not Brit, Scot!

    The clue is in the name.
    "Cretin calling! Cretin calling!"

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