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Previously on "Office Walks - Whats your style?"

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Is that a double entendre?
    If it is, WTF is it doing on CUK??

    CUK is home of the single entendre (TM Zippy)

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Except when you want to leave early, in which case it should be like ninja on rice paper.
    I like that expression. I'm having that.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Thanks for the tip.

    Can I have some advice on pies?
    Pooles meat and potato

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  • MarillionFan
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    Back to the original post.

    I'm bored. So I'm leaving. Going to stack some shelves badly at the other end of the room and when they collapse going to leg it in the opposite direction like Churchill chasing down an Ice cream van.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Just heard from Lady Tester; she's taken what's left of the stewed hare I made at the weekend (froze what we had left) and is going to make a nice pie for me to eat when I get home, in the style of a steak and kidney pie.

    So there's my advice; Hare Pie.

    yumyumyum
    What is this "What's left" concept?

    Can't have been that good in the first place if there's any left. How many Hare were in the stew?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    So there's my advice; Hare Pie.

    yumyumyum
    Is that a double entendre?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Thanks for the tip.

    Can I have some advice on pies?
    Never get between Threaded and a Steak & Kidney pie.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Can I have some advice on pies?
    Recipies?

    spelling mistake intentional

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Thanks for the tip.

    Can I have some advice on pies?
    Just heard from Lady Tester; she's taken what's left of the stewed hare I made at the weekend (froze what we had left) and is going to make a nice pie for me to eat when I get home, in the style of a steak and kidney pie.

    So there's my advice; Hare Pie.

    yumyumyum

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Sticks and stones may break my bones but cakes will make you fat.
    Thanks for the tip.

    Can I have some advice on pies?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    It's funny that it's only you short-arses that whing about it.

    Btw, are you still over 20 stone you fat bastard?
    Sticks and stones may break my bones but cakes will make you fat.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    That is tall.

    You've never mentioned that before.
    It's funny that it's only you short-arses that whing about it.

    Btw, are you still over 20 stone you fat bastard?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Does that involve limping?
    Pre-kneecapping

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    Imagine having a 18 inch thick sausage in your pants, now imagine walking... that's how I roll.
    And how long would that be? I'm finding it hard to imagine it seeing as its a foot and half in diameter.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I walk like I belong there.

    Be it a dodgy pub in Belfast or a Boardroom.

    In fact if I weren't 6ft 8" you'd miss me in the crowd.
    That is tall.

    You've never mentioned that before.

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