Firework War

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Ruprect replied

5 November 2011, 19:40
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Next door have bought a tulip load of fireworks and they are raining down on my conservatory.

Pointed all of my rockets at their house, with one bouncing off the roof before exploding above their heads.

Bastards retailated with some massive explosion.

Just about to wheel about my 150 shot power shower rocket. May have to pop back out and buy some more. Not losing this one.

You are wilmslow and I claim my 5 restraining orders
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Troll replied

5 November 2011, 19:33
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Next door have bought a tulip load of fireworks and they are raining down on my conservatory.

Pointed all of my rockets at their house, with one bouncing off the roof before exploding above their heads.

Bastards retailated with some massive explosion.

Just about to wheel about my 150 shot power shower rocket. May have to pop back out and buy some more. Not losing this one.

Nuke the bastards
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Cliphead replied

5 November 2011, 19:29
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

5 tonnes of fertiliser in the back of a van does not really glass as fireworks Cliphead, no matter what your solicitor says.

It's called a banger ok? The van I mean.
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MarillionFan replied

5 November 2011, 19:28
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Does nobody make their own pyro anymore? I still have most of my fingers. Enough to play a banjo anyway.

5 tonnes of fertiliser in the back of a van does not really glass as fireworks Cliphead, no matter what your solicitor says.
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Cliphead replied

5 November 2011, 19:23
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Next door have bought a tulip load of fireworks and they are raining down on my conservatory.

Pointed all of my rockets at their house, with one bouncing off the roof before exploding above their heads.

Bastards retailated with some massive explosion.

Just about to wheel about my 150 shot power shower rocket. May have to pop back out and buy some more. Not losing this one.

Does nobody make their own pyro anymore? I still have most of my fingers. Enough to play a banjo anyway.
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MarillionFan started a topic Firework War

5 November 2011, 19:21
Firework War

Next door have bought a tulip load of fireworks and they are raining down on my conservatory.

Pointed all of my rockets at their house, with one bouncing off the roof before exploding above their heads.

Bastards retailated with some massive explosion.

Just about to wheel about my 150 shot power shower rocket. May have to pop back out and buy some more. Not losing this one.
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