What is it with foreign hotels having phones in the toilet?

[mudskipper]

Easy mistake to make, but it's called a "bidet".

hth
tl

Calling god on the big white porcelain telephone?

[thunderlizard]

Easy mistake to make, but it's called a "bidet".

hth
tl

[v8gaz]

What do you mean 'foreign hotels' ? All good hotels have phones in the bog. what kind of cheap hotels do you normally stay in?

[KentPhilip]

'Yes Mr Presley, so thats three double-Whopper-mega burgers with extra mayo and salt, and a double lard glaze,
..
Mr Presley ?
..
Hellooo'

[TimberWolf]

Things must be caked in years of fecal matter.

As is probably the whole room and bed, etc. Avoid.

[EternalOptimist]

'Yes Mr Presley, so thats three double-Whopper-mega burgers with extra mayo and salt, and a double lard glaze,
..
Mr Presley ?
..
Hellooo'

[Support Monkey]

maybe your hotel discovered that a lot of people end up with food poisioning after eating the food there so end up stuck on the sh***er and need to call the emergency services

[minestrone]

Right beside the throne.

"Morning, can you send a paper up to room fifty please"

"I will send the bell boy right up with it Sir"

"Can you give it 5 minutes, I had sweetcorn with dinner last night so there must be more to come"

Things must be caked in years of fecal matter.