Dont ask, Dont tell

[original PM]

Hey EO

You got any of that smoke to spare??

You crazy fool!

[EternalOptimist]

You didn't have the spare £20 when you started the night?

my hamster is a voracious little git. he bites me fingers and draws blood.

So I stuck me 20 quid note through the bars (in my drunken stupid) to see what would happen

and he couldnt even get his teeth through it. Then all the silver came off the note. so now he lookes like a little gangster with silver teeth.
I'm dead when I get home

all thanks to that gay little hamster

[Support Monkey]

You didn't have the spare £20 when you started the night?

and it was in pound coins

[Spacecadet]

Churchy was close. but its worse.

I was a bit pissed last night, and I had £20 spare in my pocket

You didn't have the spare £20 when you started the night?

[Mich the Tester]

Churchy was close. but its worse.

I was a bit pissed last night, and I had £20 spare in my pocket

You got yourself orally relieved by a person of undeterminable gender?

[EternalOptimist]

Pray tell, your amongst friends here

Churchy was close. but its worse.

I was a bit pissed last night, and I had £20 spare in my pocket

[Support Monkey]

i did a terrible thing last night

Pray tell, your amongst friends here

[Churchill]

i did a terrible thing last night

Was it all that time onboard ship? Did Mrs EO come at you with her strap-on and you just happened to be rooting around for your clean socks in the bottom drawer?

[EternalOptimist]

i did a terrible thing last night

[Churchill]

ok

so which of youse guys is a bit, you know , bendy , like


come on, dont be shy

I can bite my toenails.

[EternalOptimist]

ok

so which of youse guys is a bit, you know , bendy , like


come on, dont be shy