Reply to: My flatmate is a kleptomaniac

[TheFaQQer]

It's strange because she has placed personal sexual items in my private bathroom cabinet rather than her own bathroom.

I'm with MF on this one!

The placing of vaginal gel means, 'Hey big boy, I'm hot 'n' horny and want you to do me like they do on the Discovery channel.

Go for it!

[DieScum]

How is that strange? Some women play with themselves just as much as men. Quite logical she would use the gel on the tip of her vibrator. As for the pregnancy kits, they last for ages, so it could be for in the future. Unless she finds her boyfriend repulsive, she could be religious and not want to sleep with him until later in the relationship and if she's as catholic as the pope, not use condoms and then need the testing kit.

It's strange because she has placed personal sexual items in my private bathroom cabinet rather than her own bathroom.

It is also odd and probably a symptom of obsessive hoarding because as far as I am aware she is celibate. She is collecting and keeping objects of trivial value for which she has no need.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were stolen in the first place.

[shaunbhoy]

Probably best to reciprocate by placing a pair of slightly soiled underpants under her pillow.

Worked for me

AtW

[wim121]

Probably best to reciprocate my placing a pair of slightly soiled underpants under her pillow.

Nice seduction style

[wim121]

I do the door thing, I'm always terrified I haven't locked it properly.

I do as well, nothing to worry about really. Better to check than to be sorry later on.

[wim121]

When I looked later the 'stuff' included an out of date pregnancy kit and two tubes of 'vaginal pleasure gel'. What makes that even stranger is that I believe she is celibate - she makes her boyfriend sleep overnight on the couch.

How is that strange? Some women play with themselves just as much as men. Quite logical she would use the gel on the tip of her vibrator. As for the pregnancy kits, they last for ages, so it could be for in the future. Unless she finds her boyfriend repulsive, she could be religious and not want to sleep with him until later in the relationship and if she's as catholic as the pope, not use condoms and then need the testing kit.


Anyway housemates are always a pain. My brothers housemates used to steal/eat all his food because they couldnt be bothered buying their own.

[TestMangler]

I was diagnosed with OCD, but then I was diagnosed with ADHD so, I forgot what I was obsessed about....

[DieScum]

Is she taking anything for it?

Dunno if she has been diagnosed but it's pretty obvious she is a classic case.

It's kind of weird for me. I should be angry at her but apparently it's a condition and she can't help it.

I'll just move out quicker than I would have done, which is a pain, but I don't know how I would even approach trying to get her help for it.

[Paddy]

It's not the locking of the door you need to worry about, it's the burglars who come through the windows.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-entering.html

Even with the best locks, all that is needed is a telescopic ladder that fits inside a case, two wooden wedges and a Stanley knife. They can then remove roof tiles and cut the plasterboard ceiling; they did that to one of by neighbours.

[SimonMac]

My flatmate is a kleptomaniac

Is she taking anything for it?

[cailin maith]

It's not the locking of the door you need to worry about, it's the burglars who come through the windows.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...-entering.html

Oh excellent

[Paddy]

I use them to keep the old razor blades in
Of course you probably throw those out

You could sell them on eBay to radio enthusiasts

[cailin maith]

I had a friend who'd check the door on exiting the house a dozen times to make sure it was locked however many times I told her I had seen her lock it.

I do the door thing, I'm always terrified I haven't locked it properly.

[Spacecadet]

I do have loads of those little plastic containers that spare shaver blades come in, sure I'll find a great use for them some day. Then you idiots who chuck them out are going to be sorry!

PS He has got to mid 40s without murdering anyone (I think) so probably safe enough.

I use them to keep the old razor blades in
Of course you probably throw those out

[TinTrump]

Food theft. Some 20 years ago one of my housemates was in the Territorial Army. He was also a lardy scoffer.

At one point my Weetabix (or Crappy Shopper cheap alternatives) were disappearing rather quickly but all my housemates denied eating them. I wouldn't begrudge the occasional couple, but they were going in half the normal time.

One morning walked in on the TA chap with a bowl containing Weetabix which he was camouflaging with corn flakes. Mystery solved. I kind of admired his application of army training.