Reply to: Tuesday Grammar Lesson

[Paddy]

Are you having a go at the gays again?

No slang please. The correct name is homosexuals.

[Old Greg]

Other than being one you mean?

I can confirm that it is not an act.

[Wodewick]

Really, are you in a particularly bad mood? Is there any need to act like such a knob?

Other than being one you mean?

[Churchill]

In one of NickFitz's Monday links yesterday it says Google have given up on grammar rules as a means of checking grammer as there are too many exceptions and natural language is too dynamic. As just about every fecker who tried to make a decent grammar checker in word processors seems to have found out in mid 1995 or something. Basically if you want grammar rules you have to ask humans, and they make it up.

Erm, <cough>Houghton Mifflin</cough> ftw

[TimberWolf]

In one of NickFitz's Monday links yesterday it says Google have given up on grammar rules as a means of checking grammer as there are too many exceptions and natural language is too dynamic. As just about every fecker who tried to make a decent grammar checker in word processors seems to have found out in mid 1995 or something. Basically if you want grammar rules you have to ask humans, and they make it up.

[TimberWolf]

So where and there mean the same thing?

3/10

There does it says that? Oh, I see, over where.

[Ruprect]

So, you're unmasked as a complete fuqtard and then fall back on the "sense of humour" card.

0/10 - miserable fail.

Really, are you in a particularly bad mood? Is there any need to act like such a knob?

[Ruprect]

So, you're unmasked as a complete fuqtard and then fall back on the "sense of humour" card.

0/10 - miserable fail.

Down boy down

[Churchill]

FTFTFY

So, you're unmasked as a complete fuqtard and then fall back on the "sense of humour" card.

0/10 - miserable fail.

[Ruprect]

And the conclusion of today's lesson is: Churchill has lost his sense of humour.

ftfy

FTFTFY

[Churchill]

And the conclusion of today's lesson is: Ruprect has yet to understand that he shouldn't believe everything he reads on the internet.

ftfy

[Ruprect]

"Where" - can also be the start of a request for a ******* location!

9/10

So where and there mean the same thing?

3/10

This is spelling, not grammar. People understand the grammatical function of the words in the list (by and large). Confusion arises because they are homophones or near homophones. Some people therefore spell them incorrectly when writing them.

0/10

And the conclusion of today's lesson is: CUK knows best.

[Churchill]

This is spelling, not grammar. People understand the grammatical function of the words in the list (by and large). Confusion arises because they are homophones or near homophones. Some people therefore spell them incorrectly when writing them.

0/10

Are you having a go at the gays again?

[Old Greg]

This is spelling, not grammar. People understand the grammatical function of the words in the list (by and large). Confusion arises because they are homophones or near homophones. Some people therefore spell them incorrectly when writing them.

0/10

[mudskipper]

So where and there mean the same thing?

3/10