Reply to: Biggest blagger you have ever worked with?

[SneakySimon]

Sven

The guy has been paid a fortune over the past few years, shagged way above his league and will no doubt walk into another well paid manager role.

He is my hero!!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

To be fair he's probably too busy daydreaming of when he boinked Ulrika to concentrate on the footy.

errrggghhhhhhhh no thanks.

[FiveTimes]

To be fair he's probably too busy counting his payout from England, Mexico, Man City to concentrate on the footy.

ftfy

[keninparis]

"Mr. Bailiff? Come right on in. I'm off."

Not as straightforward really...
Have a cli. co. 'meeting' to attend. Easy money.

[PAH]

Indeed - where next - Kettering?

To be fair he's probably too busy daydreaming of when he boinked Ulrika to concentrate on the footy.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Perfect timing.

BBC Sport - Sven-Goran Eriksson leaves his role as Leicester boss




Now that's a blagger.

Indeed - where next - Kettering?

[PAH]

I think it's called 'doing an eriksson'.

Perfect timing.

BBC Sport - Sven-Goran Eriksson leaves his role as Leicester boss

Former England manager Sven-Goran Eriksson has left his position as Leicester City boss by mutual consent.

In July 2007, he took charge of Manchester City but he left the club by "mutual consent" in the summer of 2008.

Following a 10-month stint as coach of the Mexico national side, Eriksson then had a seven-month spell as Notts County director of football

Now that's a blagger.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Biggest blagger you have ever worked with?

Me - no contest.

[alreadypacked]

Worked on a project where a team of 6 bobs were hired to code on different parts of the project.
I had one working on my team, and it seamed a bit strange as he never had any questions on what he had to do.
He sat there every day, checked out the code, checked it in etc. But when I looked at the code I could not see much functionality delivered.
There was a code review, everyone had to check in the latest version of their code.
He had just written (or should I say one of the six had written) getters for the getters.
He finished the next day.

[Mich the Tester]

you boyz focus too much on the details

not seeing the wood for the trees

Milan.

When I have wood I like to hide it in a bush.

[Clippy]

Your newbie nust be a real fookwit to make you shine.
Does your employer subscribe to care in the community or somesuch?

Milan shining at work:



*NSFW * Mrs Milan also shines. * NSFW *

[milanbenes]

you boyz focus too much on the details

not seeing the wood for the trees

Milan.

[Bunk]

Erm, Milan mate; they don't let people out of 'care in the community'. They just don't lock them up to start with.

The clue's in the name

[Churchill]

Reminds me of a place where a newbie deleted loads of projects from the source control on his first day. He didn't last 2 days, though he successfully billed for the full week as he had a 1 week notice period in his contract.

Good scam, get a contract with a minimum notice period (preferably a month) and you can be getting paid while at the next target. I think it's called 'doing an eriksson'.

Until you go to Court. I think EDS(now Cassidian) won that one.

[PAH]

our newby has just fecked three .net systems and they need to be restored

Reminds me of a place where a newbie deleted loads of projects from the source control on his first day. He didn't last 2 days, though he successfully billed for the full week as he had a 1 week notice period in his contract.

Good scam, get a contract with a minimum notice period (preferably a month) and you can be getting paid while at the next target. I think it's called 'doing an eriksson'.