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Previously on "Another would you/wouldn't you thread; not Daily Wail this time"

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  • gingerjedi
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    Tall people need big feet to stop them falling over, I draw the line at 6ft super models.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Fair enough.

    Did you ever find the armadillo?
    Yep; it's in the post along with the other stuff you ordered.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    We've always maintained a strict policy of discretion toward our webcam customers, but seeing as you've told everyone yourself, I might be forced to tell the congregation what you asked us to do last weekend.
    Fair enough.

    Did you ever find the armadillo?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post

    Lady Tester's 6ft. Just about right, although she's a little taller than me when she she appears very tall when she stands over me wearing her sexy boots.

    (Or at least I like to think she looks tall as it is very hard to see her properly what with the gimp mask)
    Mmmmmmmmmmm ftfy (or ftfMe maybe )
    We've always maintained a strict policy of discretion toward our webcam customers, but seeing as you've told everyone yourself, I might be forced to tell the congregation what you asked us to do last weekend.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Lady Tester's 6ft. Just about right, although she's a little taller than me when she she appears very tall when she stands over me wearing her sexy boots.

    (Or at least I like to think she looks tall as it is very hard to see her properly what with the gimp mask)
    Mmmmmmmmmmm ftfy (or ftfMe maybe )

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Has she always been a woman?
    Yes. Although obviously it should have been the 100metre hurdles.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I've been out with a girl about that height as well. Didn't bother me in the slightest, in fact it was that which got me talking to her in the first place.

    At the time though I couldn't be bothered with a serious relationship so ended it fairly quickly.
    I had a girlfriend that was 6' 7" a few years back.

    Unfortunately, i had to jack it in...........

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    According to her agent, 'Eve, 205cm tall, competed in the 110 metres hurdles in the Australian national athletics championships before choosing a career in modelling'

    I've made that up haven't I
    Has she always been a woman?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I've been out with a girl about that height as well. Didn't bother me in the slightest, in fact it was that which got me talking to her in the first place.

    At the time though I couldn't be bothered with a serious relationship so ended it fairly quickly.
    Lady Tester's 6ft. Just about right, although she's a little taller than me when she wears her sexy boots.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    It is. I once had a short fling with a girl who was a 6'5'' professional volleyball player. Very good looking, fit athletic body but I just couldn't get used to her height. I'm only 6'1''. Always felt guilty about breaking it up; really nice girl, good looking, great character, good between the sheets and all that but I just felt completely silly walking next to her. She burst into tears saying she always had the same problem with boyfriends and it made her feel like a freak. Somehow I just hope she's found some huge bloke who doesn't have a problem with her height. Or failing that, some tiny bloke who doesn't care because everyone's taller than him anyway.
    I've been out with a girl about that height as well. Didn't bother me in the slightest, in fact it was that which got me talking to her in the first place.

    At the time though I couldn't be bothered with a serious relationship so ended it fairly quickly.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I'm pretty quick over short distances.
    According to her agent, 'Eve, 205cm tall, competed in the 110 metres hurdles in the Australian national athletics championships before choosing a career in modelling'

    I've made that up haven't I

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I bet she'd catch up with you though.
    I'm pretty quick over short distances.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I bet she'd catch up with you though.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    How about Eve? Worlds tallest model.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I'd find it a bit spooky.
    It is. I once had a short fling with a girl who was a 6'5'' professional volleyball player. Very good looking, fit athletic body but I just couldn't get used to her height. I'm only 6'1''. Always felt guilty about breaking it up; really nice girl, good looking, great character, good between the sheets and all that but I just felt completely silly walking next to her. She burst into tears saying she always had the same problem with boyfriends and it made her feel like a freak. Somehow I just hope she's found some huge bloke who doesn't have a problem with her height. Or failing that, some tiny bloke who doesn't care because everyone's taller than him anyway.
    Last edited by Mich the Tester; 21 October 2011, 13:59.

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