Reply to: In the wrong business

[Churchill]

You should see what they make you do to become an altar boy

Have you thought about claiming compensation?

You boys should have the help you deserve.

[TheFaQQer]

That's nothing compared to what the Catholic Church made me do when I became a godfather.

You should see what they make you do to become an altar boy

[Churchill]

Erm no, I meant about the Queen.

I've been getting the wafers since the beginning

Never been known to dodge a biscuit, that's my girl! Pass the bourbons!

[cailin maith]

Free wafers though.

Erm no, I meant about the Queen.

I've been getting the wafers since the beginning

[Spacecadet]

Free wafers though.

and wine!
It's quite strong though, it took some effort downing the whole lot in one but judging by the look the priest gave me I think he was impressed

[gingerjedi]

Me too

Free wafers though.

[cailin maith]

I just smiled and lied through my teeth

Me too

[Bunk]

I did have to swear allegiance to the Queen (which was interesting!)

That's nothing compared to what the Catholic Church made me do when I became a godfather. Renounce Satan? And all his works? Believe in the something, the thingy and the holy whatsit? I just smiled and lied through my teeth

[cailin maith]

Why did you bother? Purely out of interest, I find it intriguing that people would do that for purposes other than getting a work visa.

Got turned down for a job on Nationality grounds.

[TheFaQQer]

I'll have you know, I'm a fully paid up member of this stinking country with a passport to prove it. I did have to swear allegiance to the Queen (which was interesting!) but I don't have to give up my Irish passport

Why did you bother? Purely out of interest, I find it intriguing that people would do that for purposes other than getting a work visa.

[cailin maith]

Start with the easy foreigners to deport first.

Like the ones that don't have far to go.

And those that will be sponging off the state in the near future.

I'll have you know, I'm a fully paid up member of this stinking country with a passport to prove it. I did have to swear allegiance to the Queen (which was interesting!) but I don't have to give up my Irish passport

[TheFaQQer]

Oh - I just posted about this in the other thread.

It was shocking and they should deport the fecking lot of them.

Start with the easy foreigners to deport first.

Like the ones that don't have far to go.

And those that will be sponging off the state in the near future.

[gingerjedi]

I have a rule, I only buy a big issue if the seller can provide proof of UK residence with a passport.

Not one has managed to produce this, dirty stinking foreign beggers.

[cailin maith]

Oh - I just posted about this in the other thread.

It was shocking and they should deport the fecking lot of them.

[TestMangler]

Did anyone else see it

Fairly shocking (although sadly unsuprising) stuff

Tell him to go away or I'll smash his skull

Between watching the pikeys and the beggars, last night was TV gold