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Previously on "Have you ever been banned?"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I am fortunate in so much as I have never broken the rules of the forum and have never received a ban or infraction.
    You're also a deluded twat!

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  • MarillionFan
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    I am fortunate in so much as I have never broken the rules of the forum and have never received a ban or infraction.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Yes, tulip too, I think it was you who taught me that one! If so, I'm forever in your debt.
    If you and Zippy are going to get all lovey can I bring my camera? We'll make a fortune on t'interweb!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    And tulip - don't forget that one (although that probably wasn't you, to be fair ).

    I haven't been banned either but I have a window in my schedule next week. tulipty isn't it?
    Yes, shit: too, I think it was you who taught me that one! If so, I'm forever in your debt.

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  • BrilloPad
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    We have never been banned.

    BP & the sockpuppets.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Don't forget Diver!
    Aye... and shaunbhoy before the onset of bipolar

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Probably
    Putting worms in my mouth. Bad doggie

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    If you ain't been banned then you're not one of the inner circle.
    Alf W is professional and courteous............he just doesn't like c***y t***s!

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  • Alf W
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    If you ain't been banned then you're not one of the inner circle.

    Dear Alf W,

    You have received an infraction at Contractor UK Bulletin Board.

    Reason: Excessive swearing
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    I PMd you to remove <Oh Dear again!> from one of your posts and you have not done it... Three days on the bench.
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    This infraction is worth 10 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

    Original Post:
    IT Consultant of the Year
    What an up his own arse, hateful <removed : Oh Dear>!

    I can see an image of this dick-wipe building up in my mind as a meld of all the arsehole consultants I've ever had to work with.


    All the best,
    Contractor UK Bulletin Board

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  • DiscoStu
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    I wonder if I could get RandyW unbanned if I asked nicely.....

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Ferret - a hairy arse gobsh!te
    Probably

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  • Zippy
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    Ferret - a good lad.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Classic thread

    Ferret - firm but fair
    threaded in it

    and almost 4 bloody years ago!!
    Don't forget Diver!

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Classic thread

    Ferret - firm but fair
    threaded in it

    and almost 4 bloody years ago!!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    I miss ferret. It makes me glum

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