Three Women Win Nobel Peace Prize!

[MarillionFan]

Only if the space was originally 2 times the car's length!

Which it normally is after a women has spent 10 minutes trying to get into it.

[TestMangler]

Apparently, they have proved that Guiness contains female hormones and if you drink it to excess, you start to take on some characteristics of a woman.

For example, after nine pints of it, you talk a load of tulipe and can't drive properly.

[Churchill]

24 minutes - no way.

next you will be tell me a woman can reverse a car into a space 3 times its length in under 10 minutes.

Only if the space was originally 2 times the car's length!

[BrilloPad]

I thought this was going to be about a sponsored silence by three women. Record 24 minutes.

24 minutes - no way.

next you will be tell me a woman can reverse a car into a space 3 times its length in under 10 minutes.

[BrilloPad]

Just goes to show, if you want to get ahead, get a hat or some other fancy head-gear!

BBC News - Nobel Peace Prize recognises women rights activists

I hope they managed to keep the house clean while doing all this activism or their husbands will get upset.

[MarillionFan]

I thought this was going to be about a sponsored silence by three women. Record 24 minutes.

[TimberWolf]

Just goes to show, if you want to get ahead, get a hat or some other fancy head-gear!

BBC News - Nobel Peace Prize recognises women rights activists

Or, if you want to get a hat, get ahead.

[Churchill]

Just goes to show, if you want to get ahead, get a hat or some other fancy head-gear!

BBC News - Nobel Peace Prize recognises women rights activists

Either that or they slept with the judges!