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TimberWolf replied

7 October 2011, 13:52
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Rasputin - try these

Cashpoint maximum withdrawal of £500 per day is getting on my nerves

My Eucalyptus grove is wilting, should I sack the gardener?

Angry with the Kindergarden. I bought the place just so I could sack the manager

Etcetera, etcetera. Heavens above! How smashing!

Cashpoint maximum withdrawal of a monkey per day is gettin' on me West Ham Reserves.

Me eucalyptus grove is wiltin, shud ah sack the gardenor?

Menstral wiv da kindergardun. I bought da place just so I could sak da main geeza
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EternalOptimist replied

7 October 2011, 13:36
Rasputin - try these

Cashpoint maximum withdrawal of £500 per day is getting on my nerves

My Eucalyptus grove is wilting, should I sack the gardener?

Angry with the Kindergarden. I bought the place just so I could sack the manager

etc etc
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sasguru replied

7 October 2011, 13:30
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Or jealous permies

Yes because Im jealous of the penurious types who haunt this forum like a rash
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sasguru replied

7 October 2011, 13:28
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Or bitter, bitching, old queens.

Eh SAS?

True that, with you around.
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Spacecadet replied

7 October 2011, 13:16
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

good thinking Rasputin.

Why not have a thread 'Ones Butler is off to Lanzerotte, how does one cope'

go on. I double dare you

The trick there is to go and stay in the Lanzerotte pad for that fornight and make sure he knows who is paying his bills!
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EternalOptimist replied

7 October 2011, 13:15
good thinking Rasputin.

Why not have a thread 'Ones Butler is off to Lanzerotte, how does one cope'

go on. I double dare you
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doodab replied

7 October 2011, 13:15
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Good idea, otherwise they might think the forum is all about sad single renters and failing business enterprises.

Or jealous permies
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Churchill replied

7 October 2011, 13:11
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Good idea, otherwise they might think the forum is all about sad single renters and failing business enterprises.

Or bitter, bitching, old queens.

Eh SAS?
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sasguru replied

7 October 2011, 13:05
Good idea, otherwise they might think the forum is all about sad single renters and failing business enterprises.
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AtW started a topic Rooftop Helicopter Pads

7 October 2011, 13:02
Rooftop Helicopter Pads

Just doing a favour to admin by creating this thread so that passers by would not be put off by this forum thinking a bunch of low lifes discuss tulipy things not worth mentioning
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