Reply to: I wonder what attracted him to the "fabulously rich Duchess of Alba"?

[fullyautomatix]

Oh Jesus ! Can someone put that animal out of its misery ?

I would but only if she gave me a million quid. Or maybe not. It would scar me for life.

[TimberWolf]

Is she related to the Stallones:

Same surgeon?

Or maybe when they go in for a face lift and are shown examples, they say, "I'll have that one". Unfortunately pointing at the "before" images.

[jtwood]

I wonder what attracted him to the "fabulously rich Duchess of Alba"?

I wonder, too...

To allay their suspicions of her prospective husband, she divided up her wealth between her six children and grandchildren, and Mr Diez has reportedly also relinquished his rights to her fortune

[wantacontract]

good god, that is scary!!

And no way, not even for billions.....

[darmstadt]

Is she related to the Stallones:

[wobbegong]

It would appear the plastic surgery isn't solely responsible.

All that money . . . . why the long face?

[doodab]

It would appear the plastic surgery isn't solely responsible.

[shaunbhoy]

I was wondering whether that was a doctored photo or whether some joker really had seated those two together deliberately. But other photographic evidence corroborates its authenticity.



3 uglies in a row now.

When they walked in the room, all heads turned........................along with most of the stomachs!!

[TimberWolf]

Sit next to me, you make me look good;

I was wondering whether that was a doctored photo or whether some joker really had seated those two together deliberately. But other photographic evidence corroborates its authenticity.



3 uglies in a row now.

[shaunbhoy]

Jeezus! How can she be that ugly with only one head?
Looks like someone has jumpstarted Michael Jackson's corpse!!!



And what is she going to do for a face when Jabba the Hutt wants his arse back?

[Mich the Tester]

What makes you think I am interested in the money?

Well yes, each to his own. Best of luck Sir, but don't post your wedding night pictures on the internet.

[Arturo Bassick]

Chaps, you don't need billions. There are tens of thousands of tall blonde attractive ladies in Europe with land and assets valued in the humble millions, and who are eminently shaggable.

What makes you think I am interested in the money?

[Mich the Tester]

85 years old and valued in the billions...... hhhmmmmmm difficult. OK, I'm in.

Chaps, you don't need billions. There are tens of thousands of tall blonde attractive ladies in Europe with land and assets valued in the humble millions, and who are eminently shaggable.

[Arturo Bassick]

Okay, who here would?

I reckon she's just about attractive enough for a yes from me.

85 years old and valued in the billions...... hhhmmmmmm difficult. OK, I'm in.

[AtW]

I reckon she's just about attractive enough for a yes from me.

I thought you already made your initial capital?