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Could have been Bubonic Plague, I hear there's a lot of it about, especially with all these immigrants.
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I think I've got Lyme disease now, as I had a curious lump swell up on my thigh on Sunday after wearing shorts, presumably resulting from an 'insect' bite. The only flaw with that theory is that the lump has gone down now and that symptoms don't match Lyme disease.Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI had the sniffles for a bit last week. Plenty of First Defence and vitamin C and I was only really under par for 24 hours.
Bit pissed off at the size of the lump that came up after a suspected bite, if it was only a bite. Maybe I'm allergic to bites.
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I had the sniffles for a bit last week. Plenty of First Defence and vitamin C and I was only really under par for 24 hours.
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Flu season has not started yet, you will know when it has as armed gangs of GPs target old folks homes wearing bandoliers of injections trying to get their quality points up.
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Pouffnik!!Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhich means mere mortals must be dropping like flies with flu. Where are the illness reports?
I think I may be over the worst of it now, but it looked like full-blown flu for a couple of hours, and I'm still sniffing a bit.
Get to work and invoice onward and infect the permies so they are all off and you gets loads of overtime to cover cos tha' is a trouper...
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Runny nose
Which means mere mortals must be dropping like flies with flu. Where are the illness reports?
I think I may be over the worst of it now, but it looked like full-blown flu for a couple of hours, and I'm still sniffing a bit.Tags: None
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