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From the speed you reply to my posts I can only conclude you've nothing better to do. A normal person might have put attending to personal hygiene above stalking me on the list, but I suppose with your lack of social graces body odour is the least of your problems.Originally posted by sasguru View PostAlso if you need spelling advice I'm always available.
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Not forgetting some free bacon scraps with purple print all over them.
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There you go, doodabbler, get yourself some scrumpsOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostThey were called 'scrumps' when I was a kid.
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They were called 'scrumps' when I was a kid.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postfair point, well made.
He could always try the chippy for free 'batter crumbs' as well

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fair point, well made.Originally posted by sasguru View PostHave a KFC - it suits your economic and social circs.
He could always try the chippy for free 'batter crumbs' as well
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Have a KFC - it suits your economic and social circs.Originally posted by doodab View PostI need some lunch. It's a lovely day, I'm not working, what shall I eat?
The only no no is one of the local coffee houses as last time I was there I left something behind and I don't think I am going to be welcomed back.
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Lazing on a monday afternoon
I need some lunch. It's a lovely day, I'm not working, what shall I eat?
The only no no is one of the local coffee houses as last time I was there I left something behind and I don't think I am going to be welcomed back.Tags: None
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