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Churchill replied

20 April 2006, 16:49
Originally posted by Chico

The back passage..!!

Boom Boom

Like most of your posting.
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Chico replied

20 April 2006, 16:41
Originally posted by Fungus

I bet Chico can tell us from which passage those statements come.

The back passage..!!

Boom Boom
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Fungus replied

20 April 2006, 16:25
I bet Chico can tell us from which passage those statements come.
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sasguru replied

20 April 2006, 16:12
Interesting. Dictionary.com has the phrase "Expand your backyard" as a synonym for "broaden". How apt.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=broaden
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Captain Jack replied

20 April 2006, 16:12
Originally posted by sasguru

Indeed. Expand his world view.

You know what they say, join the Salvation Army and feel a man.
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sasguru replied

20 April 2006, 15:37
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Yes widen his circle as it were

Indeed. Expand his world view.
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 April 2006, 15:33
Yes widen his circle as it were
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sasguru replied

20 April 2006, 15:32
Originally posted by Captain Jack

I guarantee he'd never be the same again and it would certainly be a birthday to remember.

Yes, you could broaden his, er, mind.
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Captain Jack replied

20 April 2006, 15:26
Originally posted by sasguru

Cap'n Jack, why don't you invite Chico out to Soho and show him a good time for his birthday

I guarantee he'd never be the same again and it would certainly be a birthday to remember.
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sasguru replied

20 April 2006, 15:23
Originally posted by Captain Jack

Oooooh, you cheeky monkey.

Cap'n Jack, why don't you invite Chico out to Soho and show him a good time for his birthday
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Captain Jack replied

20 April 2006, 14:47
Originally posted by zeitghost

Ooooooooooooooooooo that sounds like fun...

Have you mentioned it to Cap'n Jack?

Oooooh, you cheeky monkey.
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Churchill replied

20 April 2006, 14:36
Originally posted by zeitghost

come to think of it, the nut cutlet is probly mortification enough...

Chickpea turds scratch the inside of your arse!
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Xenophon replied

20 April 2006, 14:24
Happy birthday Chico. Have fun tonight. Go out and drink loads of champagne. Take some coke. Score some pay-as-you-go sex.
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Fungus replied

20 April 2006, 14:08
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Make it your good deed for the day to hug a fundamentalist Islamic terrorist in a display of brotherly love.

Make sure it's just before he presses the trigger button. That way you'll get to spread your goodwill over as wide an area as possible.
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Lucifer Box replied

20 April 2006, 13:02
Make it your good deed for the day to hug a fundamentalist Islamic terrorist in a display of brotherly love.
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