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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Bye Bye, this has got to go to light relief. I suggest you carry this one on in "test please delete" as it could run and run.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by PRC1964
    Which one of you set this up then?

    http://www.celebrator.nl/pages/engli...ina/401435.asp

    (Not very work safe)
    It's Milan's plan 'B'...

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  • PRC1964
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    Which one of you set this up then?

    http://www.celebrator.nl/pages/engli...ina/401435.asp

    (Not very work safe)

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  • Fleetwood
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    A number eleven?

    F in "Dirty Old Man" mode

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  • Antman
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    I thought you just buy a new one as soon as her nose starts running!

    Arf-arf!

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by threaded
    Did you use a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush?
    by the sounds of it bleach and a wire brush was more in order!!

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  • threaded
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    There are few things worse than a crusty android...

    On 2nd thoughts, my ex might have been one of them...
    Did you use a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush?

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  • janey
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    Originally posted by Joe Black
    Beat me too it janey. Though was perhaps thinking a bit more along the lines of how often does he clean her?

    Our dear Malcolm doesn't quite sound like the sort of chap who'd be cleaning her out more than once a month....
    hmmm yes unfortunately that occurred to me too...

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  • Joe Black
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    Originally posted by janey
    but how does he ... ahem... clean her?
    he'd have to turn her upside down in the shower or something... surely the "fantasy" would all of a sudden be smashed?! and what does he use to make sure she's properly clean? a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush???

    Beat me too it janey. Though was perhaps thinking a bit more along the lines of how often does he clean her?

    Our dear Malcolm doesn't quite sound like the sort of chap who'd be cleaning her out more than once a month....


    Edit: actually, perhaps he could pay a woman to come in and do that bit?
    Last edited by Joe Black; 20 April 2006, 08:12.

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  • janey
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    but how does he ... ahem... clean her?
    he'd have to turn her upside down in the shower or something... surely the "fantasy" would all of a sudden be smashed?! and what does he use to make sure she's properly clean? a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush???

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot
    It's bang on topic, or will be in a few years - Imagine the potential if you could make those with a few cogwheels or the modern equivalent to make it move, and a speaker and heat and motion sensors to prompt moans etc at the appropriate moments.

    OH in "the robots are coming (if you remember to fill the dispenser)" mode
    Doesn't have to be a few years. Just whack an ELIZA style speech module into it. Would make more sense than several females I know.
    And the technology already exists to milk cows. Voila!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    So that's about 15 seconds & counting before this gets a) deleted and b) moved to Leight Reliefe
    It's bang on topic, or will be in a few years - Imagine the potential if you could make those with a few cogwheels or the modern equivalent to make it move, and a speaker and heat and motion sensors to prompt moans etc at the appropriate moments.

    OH in "the robots are coming (if you remember to fill the dispenser)" mode

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  • DirtyOldMan
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    Last edited by DirtyOldMan; 19 April 2006, 22:46.

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  • Antman
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    Silicone entry suction means that we no longer need women!!!

    Well, I guess that's evolution, something better just came along

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  • darmstadt
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    Somebody has been reading cruel.com

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