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Bye Bye, this has got to go to light relief. I suggest you carry this one on in "test please delete" as it could run and run.
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Originally posted by PRC1964Which one of you set this up then?
http://www.celebrator.nl/pages/engli...ina/401435.asp
(Not very work safe)
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Which one of you set this up then?
http://www.celebrator.nl/pages/engli...ina/401435.asp
(Not very work safe)
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I thought you just buy a new one as soon as her nose starts running!
Arf-arf!
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Originally posted by threadedDid you use a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush?
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Originally posted by zeitghostThere are few things worse than a crusty android...
On 2nd thoughts, my ex might have been one of them...
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Originally posted by Joe BlackBeat me too it janey. Though was perhaps thinking a bit more along the lines of how often does he clean her?
Our dear Malcolm doesn't quite sound like the sort of chap who'd be cleaning her out more than once a month....
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Originally posted by janeybut how does he ... ahem... clean her?
he'd have to turn her upside down in the shower or something... surely the "fantasy" would all of a sudden be smashed?! and what does he use to make sure she's properly clean? a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush???
Our dear Malcolm doesn't quite sound like the sort of chap who'd be cleaning her out more than once a month....
Edit: actually, perhaps he could pay a woman to come in and do that bit?Last edited by Joe Black; 20 April 2006, 08:12.
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but how does he ... ahem... clean her?
he'd have to turn her upside down in the shower or something... surely the "fantasy" would all of a sudden be smashed?! and what does he use to make sure she's properly clean? a bit of fairy liquid and a long handled scubbing brush???
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Originally posted by OwlHootIt's bang on topic, or will be in a few years - Imagine the potential if you could make those with a few cogwheels or the modern equivalent to make it move, and a speaker and heat and motion sensors to prompt moans etc at the appropriate moments.
OH in "the robots are coming (if you remember to fill the dispenser)" mode
And the technology already exists to milk cows. Voila!
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Originally posted by zeitghostSo that's about 15 seconds & counting before this gets a) deleted and b) moved to Leight Reliefe
OH in "the robots are coming (if you remember to fill the dispenser)" mode
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Silicone entry suction means that we no longer need women!!!
Well, I guess that's evolution, something better just came along
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