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  • minestrone
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    Next time I fall on a musical intrument I will make sure it is on a mandolin.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You mean Zed.




    arrrghhhhhh!
    He was on a CSI episode the other night and I could not remember who he was.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Geriatric? I am an 8 foot tall ex marine with anger issues, arrrghh.
    You mean Zed.




    arrrghhhhhh!

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  • minestrone
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    "next time you put the cable there make sure you grease it as it will make it easier to get it out yer ass after I ram it up there"

    fuggin guitarists.

    The snare spike on a Roland 12KV is quite unforgiving to the rib cage as I found out last night.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Jesus, you geriatric.
    Geriatric? I am an 8 foot tall ex marine with anger issues, arrrghh.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.

    Jesus, you geriatric.

    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when five bouncers are trying to eject you from a night club.
    ftfy

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I've heard it said that the smallest thing one should shove in ones ear is an elbow, though presumably something or other would have to dislocate to achieve even passable ear cleaning efficacy by this means. Cotton buds, which I imagine people buy for the purpose of cleaning ears, are definitely out, even though made specifically for that purpose and bearing a warning that they are absolutely not to be used for said purpose.
    That is what the missus was told in medical.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    I dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.
    I've heard it said that the smallest thing one should shove in ones ear is an elbow, though presumably something or other would have to dislocate to achieve even passable ear cleaning efficacy by this means. Cotton buds, which I imagine people buy for the purpose of cleaning ears, are definitely out, even though made specifically for that purpose and bearing a warning that they are absolutely not to be used for said purpose.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    I dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.
    Do you often injure yourself when having a few jerks?

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  • darmstadt
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    I dislocated my little finger last night while getting gunk out of my ear. While giving it a good twist, there was a sharp pain up my wrist and when I bought my hand back down my little finger was kind of all floppy and wouldn't move anywhere. A few jerks, an ouch, and it seems to be back in place.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    FTFY
    yeah, that too

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Just to cheer you both up, I chipped a finger nail three years ago in a rugby match and it still hurts.

    FTFY

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    Ouch. Just to cheer you up, I cracked mine coming off my bike last month and it still hurts.
    Just to cheer you both up, I broke two ribs three years ago in a rugby match and they still hurt.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.

    Ouch. Just to cheer you up, I cracked mine coming off my bike last month and it still hurts.

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  • minestrone
    started a topic Cracked rib

    Cracked rib

    Electronic drum kits are not what you want to land on when you trip on a cable.

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