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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I was expecting her to have a cock or something
    Hope you weren't TOO disappointed Simon?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Do you want a toffee?
    I don't like Everton.

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  • Spacecadet
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    NSFW
    gotta hurt!
    Huge Bouncing Breasts 36JJ Cup - YouTube

    perfect:
    veronicazemanova perfectwalk 2 - YouTube

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Rhyponol.
    Do you want a toffee?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    How about these then Simon?

    MNSFW



    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    I don't know why, but I just didn't see that one coming. Nice one SB!

    I was expecting her to have a cock or something

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I think most women would object to having their thighs rubbed, anyway, how do you get close enough?
    Rhyponol.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I think most women would object to having their thighs rubbed, anyway, how do you get close enough?
    Depends who's doing the rubbing.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What happens if said bloke is rubbing their thighs and groaning. Is that acceptable?
    I think most women would object to having their thighs rubbed, anyway, how do you get close enough?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I knew you'd come out with that sort of balls.

    Tip: Most ladies don't mind being ogled. But generally only by decent looking blokes, sadly.
    What happens if said bloke is rubbing their thighs and groaning. Is that acceptable?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Tis balls. They don't hate all men, just you.
    That's unfair. They probably hate all manner of *****.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    It's not "balls" at all.

    Obviously you've never met a fierce feminist that hates all men, obviously, since you're a woman yourself.



    Anyway, I dont drool or stare, not worth the hassle to be honest ....
    Tis balls. They don't hate all men, just you.

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I knew you'd come out with that sort of balls.

    Tip: Most ladies don't mind being ogled. But generally only by decent looking blokes, sadly.
    It's not "balls" at all.

    Obviously you've never met a fierce feminist that hates all men, obviously, since you're a woman yourself.



    Anyway, I dont drool or stare, not worth the hassle to be honest ....

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    Indeed. I cant understand women/feminists/devils in disuise, that dress in toght provocative outfits, then whine and moan when a man looks at them or compliments them.
    I knew you'd come out with that sort of balls.

    Tip: Most ladies don't mind being ogled. But generally only by decent looking blokes, sadly.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by wim121 View Post
    Indeed. I cant understand women/feminists/devils in disuise, that dress in toght provocative outfits, then whine and moan when a man looks at them or compliments them.



    Maybe if you put your tongue back in, and didn't slobber all over them like a Poacher's Dog, you may attract a more favourable response Cosmo?

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  • wim121
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It's disgraceful the way their dressed. They're asking for trouble.
    Indeed. I cant understand women/feminists/devils in disuise, that dress in toght provocative outfits, then whine and moan when a man looks at them or compliments them.








    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What's the etiquette here?

    Sitting in the office, for some reason it's muffty day and some of the fit birds have gone for super tight or revealing tops. There's a couple, who have a couple of rather bouncy bouncies which I am biologically programmed to be distracted by.

    So far I'm only managing a quick glimpse as everyone walks behind me. I can't really then swivel around as it's obvious I'm then checking out the back carriage.

    Any ideas on how I can get a good gawp without getting rumbled?
    You're not thinking like a geek. Do you work in IT?

    Best way is get a webcam viewer/recorder, then sit at your laptop at a perfect angle, so you dont block the cam, angled up to catch the best shot as they walk behind. Pretend to be hard at work tapping away and when you cant take it anymore, take your laptop to the toilets and press play.

    Best way to get rid of the tension and the project manager will admire your restraint and devotion to work and extend your contract.

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