is IT still the right job ?

[threaded]

Fake Doctor caught going door to door giving breast examinations.

[expat]

I thought IT technies had to diagnose sysytem malfunctions and perform their own particular brand of surgery by re-writing new code to bring an IT system back to full health.

As nurse, I could lend a hand polishing the screen and dusting the keyboard once the job's done.

"their own particular brand of surgery" = metaphor.

"As nurse" - what's the connection with the comparison between a IT techie and a qualified doctor?

DP:

I think being a doctor of medicine might stretch some of the regulars here.

Looks like just imagining it is a bit of a stretch for some.

Do you ever wonder why you bother coming back here?

[DimPrawn]

I thought IT technies had to diagnose sysytem malfunctions and perform their own particular brand of surgery by re-writing new code to bring an IT system back to full health.

No, most spend there time posting tulipe here instead

[Denny]

You can get into IT with no skills and zero qualifications.

I think being a doctor of medicine might stretch some of the regulars here.

Plumbing or road sweeping is a more comparable occupation to IT.

I thought IT technies had to diagnose sysytem malfunctions and perform their own particular brand of surgery by re-writing new code to bring an IT system back to full health.

As nurse, I could lend a hand polishing the screen and dusting the keyboard once the job's done.

[Fungus]

Quote:
Patricia Hewitt, the Health Secretary, said "There are thousands of people who are alive and well today as a direct result of this new contract."

I'm sure that is true.

It is. Doctors are now making so much money that there is a queue outside each surgery of fertile young chav woman who ask to be shagged so as to get maintenance payments for her and the sprog(s).

[Shimano105]

..and then he popped up in Denmark trying to pass himself off as an IT contractor...

[threaded]

I think being a doctor of medicine might stretch some of the regulars here.

Let me tell you the story of a "Doctor" in a town oop north, who diagnosed a child with chicken pox three times. A question was asked of his qualifications and him and his whole family just disappeared into the night...

[DimPrawn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4917454.stm

You can get into IT with no skills and zero qualifications.

I think being a doctor of medicine might stretch some of the regulars here.

Plumbing or road sweeping is a more comparable occupation to IT.

[Hart-floot]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4917454.stm

Can you give me the name of the agency that negotiated the GP's new NHS contract?

[wendigo100]

Patricia Hewitt, the Health Secretary, said "There are thousands of people who are alive and well today as a direct result of this new contract."

I'm sure that is true.

[sappatz]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4917454.stm