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Churchill replied

13 September 2011, 13:15
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Indeed. 'twas ever so; all those airy-fairy knights with delusions of grandeur never invited anyone who might actually be capable of causing real physical damage.

As Lancelot said to Galahad 'oooh dear look out son, there comes Sir Hurtalot, now don't be getting into fights with him'.

Guinevere liked a bit of rough now and again so I'm told, so you might've had your uses after all...
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Mich the Tester replied

13 September 2011, 13:11
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Plus I don't think violence should be used to settle differences, and frankly duel thing was a joke since peasants like yourself don't get invited to those.

Indeed. 'twas ever so; all those airy-fairy knights with delusions of grandeur never invited anyone who might actually be capable of causing real physical damage.

As Lancelot said to Galahad 'oooh dear look out son, there comes Sir Hurtalot, now don't be getting into fights with him'.
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Churchill replied

13 September 2011, 13:07
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

55 Falls Road. BELFAST. BT12 4PD

Originally posted by AtW View Post

No wonder you are in a bad mood - go to a pub and get some Guiness ffs.
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AtW replied

13 September 2011, 13:07
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Thought so. Yer big poof.

Public transport (bus you waiting for) is a bit tulip.

Plus I don't think violence should be used to settle differences, and frankly duel thing was a joke since peasants like yourself don't get invited to those.
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Mich the Tester replied

13 September 2011, 13:05
Originally posted by AtW View Post

You'll be waiting for a long time.

Thought so. Yer big poof.
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AtW replied

13 September 2011, 13:04
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

55 Falls Road. BELFAST. BT12 4PD

No wonder you are in a bad mood - go to a pub and get some Guiness ffs.
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AtW replied

13 September 2011, 13:04
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Birmingham Road, Edgbaston. I'm waiting at the bus stop right now.

You'll be waiting for a long time.
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TestMangler replied

13 September 2011, 13:01
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Wtf? Is that Cojak's evil retarded twin?

Is such a thing even possible ??
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Mich the Tester replied

13 September 2011, 12:59
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Ok, what's your address... friend?

Birmingham Road, Edgbaston. I'm waiting at the bus stop right now.
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Churchill replied

13 September 2011, 12:59
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Ok, what's your address... friend?

55 Falls Road. BELFAST. BT12 4PD
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AtW replied

13 September 2011, 12:58
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Get your friends to sign it...

Ok, what's your address... friend?
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Mich the Tester replied

13 September 2011, 12:54
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I need 2 signatures on my plasma rifle license application.

Bring it here and I'll sign it with both hands at the same time.
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Churchill replied

13 September 2011, 12:54
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I need 2 signatures on my plasma rifle license application.

Get your friends to sign it...
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AtW replied

13 September 2011, 12:53
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Brave Sir Robin ran away!

I need 2 signatures on my plasma rifle license application.
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Mich the Tester replied

13 September 2011, 12:52
Originally posted by original PM View Post

ho hum - this thread was quite informative until you lot started to call each other names...

children...

You're quite right. Happily we were able to take strong, decisive and affirmative action before this thread became completely unsuitable for CUK General.

At your service.
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