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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostBREAKING NEWS: Pedestrian hit by lorry in Wandsworth High Street (From Your Local Guardian)
Bugger! Never mind, there's always a next time.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostFTFY and WTS.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
You are all poorly paid lower class provincial bumpkin cretins.
Love, Sasguru
You are all poorly paid lower class provincial bumpkin, with no concept of how amazing London is and how tulip everywhere else is, cretins.
Love, Sasguru
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
You are all 'poorly paid' cretins.
Love, Sasguru
You are all poorly paid lower class provincial bumpkin cretins.
Love, Sasguru
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou are all cretins.
Love, Sasguru.
You are all 'poorly paid' cretins.
Love, Sasguru
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI've just been headhunted!!!
Rate: £90K-£110K per annum + 20% bonus + package Location: South West London
This Head of Analysis opportunity requires exceptionally strong SAS statistical/analytical software experience, together with advanced people management and client management skills and experience. The position represents an excellent opportunity to join a leading, niche international analytics, consulting and services business that helps retailers, FMCG's and gaming clients achieve customer-centric change, utilising data analysis and insight to deliver deep consumer understandings. To achieve this, they analyse customer & transaction data, develops strategies for companies' product line, price, promotion & communications policies, & provides tools & solutions to support their implementation. Combining customer insights from data analysis with commercial & marketing expertise, they generate breakthrough recommendations for their clients. This company is working successfully for some of the world's leading retailers and consumer businesses helping them to put their customers at the heart of everything they do. Customers include leading Retailers, Grocery Multiples, FMCG's and Gaming companies. The role: As Head of Analytics you will lead the team of SAS Analysts, manage client relationships & projects being accountable for delivering the insight to meet and exceed their needs, be instrumental in the continued growth of the portfolio and analytics function here in the UK and also in the US. Required skills and experience: Advanced hands-on SAS statistical/analytical software experience. Experience leading analytical teams interrogating and interpreting large amounts of datausing a variety of analytical techniques, eg segmentation, profiling and modelling. Experienced people and client manager. An advanced level of SAS competency is absolutely essential. Salary on offer is a basic of £90K-£110K on experience. In addition there is a 20% bonus and comprehensive benefits package. The company is based in South West London, with excellent transport links and about 15 minutes from Waterloo station. Randstad Technologies Ltd is a leading specialist recruitment business for the IT industry. Please note that due to a high level of applications, we can only respond immediately to applicants whose skills & qualifications are suitable for this position. No terminology in this advert is intended to discriminate on the grounds of age, we will gladly accept applications from persons of any age for this role. For the purposes of the Conduct Regulations 2003, when advertising permanent vacancies we are acting as an Employment Agency, and when advertising temporary/contract vacancies we are acting as an Employment Business.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIs a semi-colon the bit before the semi-rectum?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostNo. I thought it was what you were left with if you had part of your colon surgically removed?
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