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Originally posted by PAH View PostTo be fair it's only a category 2 n word, not to be confused with the category 1 n word.
Probably this is the only site outside of North Korea that the word is frowned upon, and only then because certain dogs had a thing for posting the word in ten foot high red letters.
Though maybe the truth is it is seen as a racial insult to the North Koreans so is classed as category 1.
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Originally posted by PAH View PostI think all new mothers should be given a lesson on how to exercise 'it' properly and a bag of ping pong balls, with a message that if they can't hit the bullseye on the dartboard when they come back next time then the superglue is coming out.
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Originally posted by PAH View PostTo be fair it's only a category 2 n word, not to be confused with the category 1 n word.
Probably this is the only site outside of North Korea that the word is frowned upon, and only then because certain dogs had a thing for posting the word in ten foot high red letters.
Though maybe the truth is it is seen as a racial insult to the North Koreans so is classed as category 1.
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There is a filter on the tags to stop you putting norks in there. Very disappointing.
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Originally posted by PAH View PostTo be fair it's only a category 2 n word, not to be confused with the category 1 n word.
Probably this is the only site outside of North Korea that the word is frowned upon, and only then because certain dogs had a thing for posting the word in ten foot high red letters.
Though maybe the truth is it is seen as a racial insult to the North Koreans so is classed as category 1.
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Originally posted by BigTime View PostHeard the n word used in the clushaw show last week
Probably this is the only site outside of North Korea that the word is frowned upon, and only then because certain dogs had a thing for posting the word in ten foot high red letters.
Though maybe the truth is it is seen as a racial insult to the North Koreans so is classed as category 1.
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I think all new mothers should be given a lesson on how to exercise 'it' properly and a bag of ping pong balls, with a message that if they can't hit the bullseye on the dartboard when they come back next time then the superglue is coming out.
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostIn this situation it's traditional for the 'birthing partner' to say to the nurse "can you put a couple of extra stitches in there please love" <wink, wink>
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Originally posted by PAH View PostIndeed. A mate has advised against watching the birth of a child live after seeing them take a knife to his missus's clunge to stop it from splitting.
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Originally posted by PAH View PostIndeed. A mate has advised against watching the birth of a child live after seeing them take a knife to his missus's clunge to stop it from splitting.
My sister in law had a nip n tuck on her growler. When she came round there were 3 roses on her pillow.
One was from the nursing staff, one was from her husband and one was from some Welshman in the burns unit who was grateful for the new ears
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Originally posted by doodab View PostOverstretched clunge. Ouch.
Indeed. A mate has advised against watching the birth of a child live after seeing them take a knife to his missus's clunge to stop it from splitting.
I intend waiting outside. Especially after another mate's wife insists he is there for the birth, with his balls in her hand so she can share the pain.
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