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  • BigTime
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    nangle

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    To be fair it's only a category 2 n word, not to be confused with the category 1 n word.

    Probably this is the only site outside of North Korea that the word is frowned upon, and only then because certain dogs had a thing for posting the word in ten foot high red letters.

    Though maybe the truth is it is seen as a racial insult to the North Koreans so is classed as category 1.
    nang?

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  • bobspud
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    This thread is useless without pics....

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    There is a filter on the tags to stop you putting norks in there. Very disappointing.
    There is/was a filter on the Location to stop it being used. I tried setting my location to "Norkville. I love the valleys." and it didn't work.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    I think all new mothers should be given a lesson on how to exercise 'it' properly and a bag of ping pong balls, with a message that if they can't hit the bullseye on the dartboard when they come back next time then the superglue is coming out.
    Maybe you should reply to that email from Max Gentleman.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    To be fair it's only a category 2 n word, not to be confused with the category 1 n word.

    Probably this is the only site outside of North Korea that the word is frowned upon, and only then because certain dogs had a thing for posting the word in ten foot high red letters.

    Though maybe the truth is it is seen as a racial insult to the North Koreans so is classed as category 1.
    Edit: Though this thread is still here so the ban may have been lifted afterall. Or is Dim Prawn too big to be banned?

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  • doodab
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    There is a filter on the tags to stop you putting norks in there. Very disappointing.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    To be fair it's only a category 2 n word, not to be confused with the category 1 n word.

    Probably this is the only site outside of North Korea that the word is frowned upon, and only then because certain dogs had a thing for posting the word in ten foot high red letters.

    Though maybe the truth is it is seen as a racial insult to the North Koreans so is classed as category 1.
    I think you will find one of the ladies complained about the word before the doggy did his thing.

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by BigTime View Post
    Heard the n word used in the clushaw show last week
    To be fair it's only a category 2 n word, not to be confused with the category 1 n word.

    Probably this is the only site outside of North Korea that the word is frowned upon, and only then because certain dogs had a thing for posting the word in ten foot high red letters.

    Though maybe the truth is it is seen as a racial insult to the North Koreans so is classed as category 1.

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  • BigTime
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    Heard the n word used in the clushaw show last week

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  • PAH
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    I think all new mothers should be given a lesson on how to exercise 'it' properly and a bag of ping pong balls, with a message that if they can't hit the bullseye on the dartboard when they come back next time then the superglue is coming out.

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  • TinTrump
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    In this situation it's traditional for the 'birthing partner' to say to the nurse "can you put a couple of extra stitches in there please love" <wink, wink>
    There's a reference to such a cosmetic tightening procedure in "The Godfather" (book, not the film) IIRC. I probably shouldn't have read that aged approx. 12.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Indeed. A mate has advised against watching the birth of a child live after seeing them take a knife to his missus's clunge to stop it from splitting.
    In this situation it's traditional for the 'birthing partner' to say to the nurse "can you put a couple of extra stitches in there please love" <wink, wink>

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Indeed. A mate has advised against watching the birth of a child live after seeing them take a knife to his missus's clunge to stop it from splitting.


    My sister in law had a nip n tuck on her growler. When she came round there were 3 roses on her pillow.
    One was from the nursing staff, one was from her husband and one was from some Welshman in the burns unit who was grateful for the new ears




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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Overstretched clunge. Ouch.

    Indeed. A mate has advised against watching the birth of a child live after seeing them take a knife to his missus's clunge to stop it from splitting.

    I intend waiting outside. Especially after another mate's wife insists he is there for the birth, with his balls in her hand so she can share the pain.

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