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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Congratulations. I take it Mrs Soerensen is entering the 'cougar' phase, known in some circles as milfdom. Enjoy it; it gets better before it gets worse.
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    She's found someone else who's teaching her a few new tricks.
    So all in all some other guy is taking the main part of the force of the rise in hormonal activity. Good luck to him.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Just realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.

    Is it time to upgrade?

    She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm


    What would you do?
    She's found someone else who's teaching her a few new tricks.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Just realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.

    Is it time to upgrade?

    She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm


    What would you do?
    Congratulations. I take it Mrs Soerensen is entering the 'cougar' phase, known in some circles as milfdom. Enjoy it; it gets better before it gets worse.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Maybe a straight swap is in order.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
    No tulip, I was married on the same day....and also have been asking the same thing....spooky.
    Maybe a straight swap is in order.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Hmm, difficult to say without seeing nude pictures of her.

    BTW, congrats.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
    No tulip, I was married on the same day....and also have been asking the same thing....spooky.
    Hmm, difficult to say without seeing nude pictures of her.

    BTW, congrats.

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  • conned tractor
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Just realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.

    Is it time to upgrade?

    She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm


    What would you do?
    No tulip, I was married on the same day....and also have been asking the same thing....spooky.

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  • MCC7
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Difficult to say without seeing nude pictures of her.

    Congrats by the way.
    That made me spit out my coffee

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    You're probably better off getting 2 or 3 simpler devices suited to each specific task
    Cleaner, Chef, Hooker, Chauffeur.

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  • Spacecadet
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    You're probably better off getting 2 or 3 simpler devices suited to each specific task

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  • Clippy
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    Difficult to say without seeing nude pictures of her.

    Congrats by the way.

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  • Halo Jones
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    9 years, you have only just started: BGG & I celebrated 21 years last month

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  • ThomasSoerensen
    started a topic Upgrade time?

    Upgrade time?

    Just realised today is my 9 year wedding anniversary.

    Is it time to upgrade?

    She has recently shown signs of improvement, hmm


    What would you do?
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