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I found a kettle full of "soup" with a green fatty scum on the top while staying in a hotel in Nottingham. The receptionist said that they'd had some Eastern Europeans in the previous week.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostStrange you should ask that of a Russian.
My sister worked in a hotel while at Uni and they had the Russian Symphony Orchestra in, God love them they had no money or anything and were forever making cup-a-soups and pot noodles (not the CUK kind) in the little kettles you get in the rooms.
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Good suggestion Comrade Mitch - not forgetting to bring also your famous Tulips from Amsterdam for interesting results !Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostLook Sergei! These crazy western people put flavour in food! I will make suggestion to workers collective at next committee meeting; dried herbs to add to turnip rations!
For sure we see each other at the next collective !
Forward contractors of the United Kingdoms and onwards to famous Victory !Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 11 August 2011, 14:20.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostWell, if you are authority on cooking then put the kettle on!
Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSo pray tell us, what do you cook in your kettle?Look Sergei! These crazy western people put flavour in food! I will make suggestion to workers collective at next committee meeting; dried herbs to add to turnip rations!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostStrange you should ask that of a Russian.
My sister worked in a hotel while at Uni and they had the Russian Symphony Orchestra in, God love them they had no money or anything and were forever making cup-a-soups and pot noodles (not the CUK kind) in the little kettles you get in the rooms.
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Oi I've read "Crime and Punishment"!Originally posted by AtW View PostFirst of all no worse things happen at sea.
Secondly the reason I mention it is because of scumbag Alf yet again glorifying Stalin.
If you have not studied Russian history well then don't comment on it - you'd most certainly be wrong.
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Strange you should ask that of a Russian.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostSo pray tell us, what do you cook in your kettle?
My sister worked in a hotel while at Uni and they had the Russian Symphony Orchestra in, God love them they had no money or anything and were forever making cup-a-soups and pot noodles (not the CUK kind) in the little kettles you get in the rooms.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat are you? Fooking expert on CUK General? Tut.

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Erm AtW, this is CUK General Forum.Originally posted by AtW View PostIf you have not studied (Insert whatever you like here) well then don't comment on it - you'd most certainly be wrong.
Everyone thinks they are an authority on every subject.... yourself included.
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Comrade Alexei we are watching you.Originally posted by AtW View PostFirst of all no worse things happen at sea.
Secondly the reason I mention it is because of scumbag Alf yet again glorifying Stalin.
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First of all no worse things happen at sea.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOh well, worse things happen at sea. No point crying over spilled milk as my poor dead grandmother used to say.
Secondly the reason I mention it is because of scumbag Alf yet again glorifying Stalin.
If you have not studied Russian history well then don't comment on it - you'd most certainly be wrong.
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Did she say that through a medium then????Originally posted by Churchill View PostOh well, worse things happen at sea. No point crying over spilled milk as my poor dead grandmother used to say.
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