British teenager named 'Microsoft Excel world champion'

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darmstadt replied

6 August 2011, 08:34
That is one weird name for a person, parents must be spotty geeks of the highest orders, probably members if the BCS
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shaunbhoy replied

5 August 2011, 14:19
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

eh? she won a prize for being good at using excel?

Don't knock it MP. It is a skill that has kept sasguru at the top of his niche!!

The power of the doctored spreadsheet certainly seems to be mightier than the sword after all!
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MaryPoppins replied

5 August 2011, 14:17
eh? she won a prize for being good at using excel?
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Mich the Tester replied

5 August 2011, 14:11
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

I use Vi for writing letters

Bollocks. You use it to make managermen think you're doing something really complicated and you're irreplaceable. We've all done it.
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Paddy replied

5 August 2011, 14:09
Originally posted by 2BIT View Post

they are prob all much of a muchness but all must be far superior to notepad which is almost useless...

I use Vi for writing letters
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Spacecadet replied

5 August 2011, 13:43
Originally posted by 2BIT View Post

they are prob all much of a muchness but all must be far superior to notepad which is almost useless...

Ironically it's even useless for taking notes
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2BIT replied

5 August 2011, 13:42
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

more of a textpad man myself

they are prob all much of a muchness but all must be far superior to notepad which is almost useless...
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Mich the Tester replied

5 August 2011, 13:21
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

more of a textpad man myself

more of a post-it man myself
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Spacecadet replied

5 August 2011, 13:10
Originally posted by 2BIT View Post

hmmmm may have to check that out but do love notepad++ so...

more of a textpad man myself
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2BIT replied

5 August 2011, 13:06
Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post

FTFY

hmmmm may have to check that out but do love notepad++ so...
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Scrag Meister replied

5 August 2011, 12:46
Originally posted by 2BIT View Post

meh, everyone knows its all about UltraEdit these days....

FTFY
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2BIT replied

5 August 2011, 10:59
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

I am a certified Microsoft Notepad trainer

meh, everyone knows its all about notepad++ these days....
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shaunbhoy replied

5 August 2011, 10:57
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

I am a certified Microsoft Notepad trainer

Thanks for that Paddy. Big hand for Paddy everyone.

And how long have you been coming to these sessions?
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Paddy replied

5 August 2011, 10:49
I am a certified Microsoft Notepad trainer
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MarillionFan replied

5 August 2011, 10:31
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Makes the point really, your joke was rather ironic and given than her Mother is the microsoft trainer at the school she might have had a little bit of an advantage

Anyway, she also plays the flute

This one time at band camp...
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