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Central-Scrutiniser replied

7 April 2006, 10:07
So if I understand you correctly, Jesus, I nuke Iran and then invade N. Korea?

Or do I nuke N. Korea and then invade Iran?

And do I do this after we spread the bird flu at anti-war protests and quarantine all the commies?
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GBH123 started a topic Our Friend BUSH

7 April 2006, 09:08
Our Friend BUSH

During a public relations tour, president Bush visits a school to explain his principles of governing to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby stands up and asks him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions:"

1. Though the vote count wasn't in your favor, how did you win the election?
2. Why can't the most powerful nation on earth find Osama Bin Ladin?
3. Are you ever going to take action to prevent global warming?

Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and asks him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions:"

1. Though the vote count wasn't in your favor, how did you win the election?
2. Why can't the most powerful nation on earth find Osama Bin Ladin?
3. Are you ever going to take action to prevent global warming?
4. Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?
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