Reply to: Remember not to say to people IRL what you might post on CUK.

[JamJarST]

Don't knock fat birds, they are why more appreciative when you throw one a boner

Speaking from experience I can say that this is not true.

[SimonMac]

Was it a gingham dress?

And did he have a Mr Fibble puppet on his hand?

[Old Greg]

Any post that features the words 'prolapsed' and 'rectum' get my vote.

Which means you get your own vote.

[mudskipper]

Is that the one with the fat American kid who tortures his toys?

Toy story has toy torturing - kid isn't fat though.
Toy story 2 has fat toy collector, a cunning escape plan, and Evil Emperor "I am your (Buzz Lightyear's) father" Zurg.

Both well worth watching IMO. You don't even need kids.

[MaryPoppins]

Already have but the mood was spoiled by the scrawled ads of: '400 pound Yank looking for lunchtime love - fetch my prolapsed rectum thru glory hole.'

Any post that features the words 'prolapsed' and 'rectum' get my vote.

[Ruprect]

Line 1. Got a call on line 1 for a Mr Dimprawn. It's a Mr Pot.

Dim prawn is not black.

Is he?

[Old Greg]

FTFY

Is that the one with the fat American kid who tortures his toys?

[mudskipper]

It's all going a bit Toy Story 2.

FTFY

[Old Greg]

Mmm.

Didn't realise your dad was American.

It's all going a bit Darth Vader.

[MarillionFan]

Already have but the mood was spoiled by the scrawled ads of: '400 pound Yank looking for lunchtime love - fetch my prolapsed rectum thru glory hole.'

Mmm.

Didn't realise your dad was American.

[Old Greg]

Ive told you before. I'm not interested. Try your local toilets.

Already have but the mood was spoiled by the scrawled ads of: '400 pound Yank looking for lunchtime love - fetch my prolapsed rectum thru glory hole.'

[MarillionFan]

It sounds to me as if it was just MF wearing a dress and talking to himself in front of a mirror.

Ive told you before. I'm not interested. Try your local toilets.

[Old Greg]

It sounds to me as if it was just MF wearing a dress and talking to himself in front of a mirror.

[MaryPoppins]

I think the truth relates to winking and gurning in a mirror whilst trying to think of something witty to post on CUK.

This phenomenon occurs up and down the country, I would imagine.

[DimPrawn]

I am certain some of that happened - the gurning etc. I'm also sure the (unfunny) line about the dress popped into your head, but in reality, you carried on gurning...

I think the truth relates to winking and gurning in a mirror whilst trying to think of something witty to post on CUK.