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v8gaz replied

28 July 2011, 18:55
Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View Post

...after a long pause... I have to bow to the 25 incher

Why thank you ma'am
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EternalOptimist replied

28 July 2011, 18:03
Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View Post

...after a long pause... I have to bow to the 25 incher

Bow ??

can you touch your toes ? I will pull yer trolleys down give you a 25 inch head start
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PinkPoshRat replied

28 July 2011, 17:46
...after a long pause... I have to bow to the 25 incher
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v8gaz replied

28 July 2011, 15:43
Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post

Shouldn't you be v12gaz?

George Osborne loves you.

I may have had the username longer than the car....
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gingerjedi replied

28 July 2011, 14:29
Originally posted by v8gaz View Post

25" - Game over, thank you very much.

BMW e65 - V12, since you ask.

Shouldn't you be v12gaz?

George Osborne loves you.
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MaryPoppins replied

28 July 2011, 14:16
Originally posted by snaw View Post

I'm all male, but I suspect a few of the newbies may have difficulty peeing while standing up without creating a mess. You might be on to something with this.
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snaw replied

28 July 2011, 13:59
Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View Post

As you are all mostly male

I'm all male, but I suspect a few of the newbies may have difficulty peeing while standing up without creating a mess. You might be on to something with this.
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v8gaz replied

28 July 2011, 13:54
25" - Game over, thank you very much.

BMW e65 - V12, since you ask.
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Doggy Styles replied

28 July 2011, 13:17
This isn't about nobs then?

I was going to wade in with some blatant exaggeration.
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SimonMac replied

28 July 2011, 12:56
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Why do you like female horse riders?

Cause Frankie Detori has higher standards
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suityou01 replied

28 July 2011, 12:54
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Why do you like female horse riders?

There's people who only ride female horses?
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EternalOptimist replied

28 July 2011, 12:54
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

Why do you like female horse riders?
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SueEllen replied

28 July 2011, 12:53
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

go on then. I'll beat you. but not with a windscreen wiper, do you have a hairbrush or a riding crop or something ?

Why do you like female horse riders?
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EternalOptimist replied

28 July 2011, 12:48
Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View Post

As you are all mostly male, I thought I would start a thread which appeals to you all.

My postman has just delivered my new windscreen wiper blades for my car - they are 20" long - so who can beat me? eh?

go on then. I'll beat you. but not with a windscreen wiper, do you have a hairbrush or a riding crop or something ?
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gingerjedi replied

28 July 2011, 12:46
Originally posted by PinkPoshRat View Post

As you are all mostly male, I thought I would start a thread which appeals to you all.

My postman has just delivered my new windscreen wiper blades for my car - they are 20" long - so who can beat me? eh?

One of mine is much smaller than the other however my big one is whopper, 22 inches of slippery rubber.
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