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  • Sysman
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    Nice day here too.

    But got home to find a massive hole in the street outside.

    Negotiated my way past a digger and bucket to get to the shops a bit later and got caught in a downpour.

    Took the driest way back home, but still got soaked. Hole in the road filling nicely.

    "Ooh, look, a wimming pool!" was my comment to a passing neighbour.

    Shirt already dry.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Ohhhh. So that's how you landed SY02? Sheer class
    I'm going to have nightmares for years

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    As soon as her key is in the lock, make sure you are on the other side, bollock naked save for a winning smile and flashing spinning bow tie, holding a tray of EO burgers in one hand and a chilled bottle of wine in the other, with a towel draped across the forearm.
    Ohhhh. So that's how you landed SY02? Sheer class

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Its a fine day here in Manchester.

    I think I will welcome the missus home from work with a nice BBQ and a glass of chilled white wine.



    She left me a pound of mince in the fridge this am and said 'do something with that'

    so I reckon home made beefburgers on the barbie will be a nice suprise for her.


    oh, and ten cans of fozzies for me




    As soon as her key is in the lock, make sure you are on the other side, bollock naked save for a winning smile and flashing spinning bow tie, holding a tray of EO burgers in one hand and a chilled bottle of wine in the other, with a towel draped across the forearm.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    It's a glorious day and was planning on having a bbq later but a major server issue might just scupper those plans
    What's the problem? Can't get the server hot enough?

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  • 2BIT
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    It's a glorious day and was planning on having a bbq later but a major server issue might just scupper those plans
    more fool them for letting you on the server in the first place!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    looks like EO is a quantity not quality kind of guy...


    tis true.

    I read Mich's tales , totally agog. I am missing out on some of lifes greatest pleasures I suppose, hey ho.
    only 30 more minutes to going home time



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  • original PM
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    looks like EO is a quantity not quality kind of guy...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by 2BIT View Post
    ughhh, cooking lager - get yourself something decent!
    WHS

    Though I wouldn't even cook with it as you get some left over and would have to clean the sink with it.

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  • Cliphead
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    It's a glorious day and was planning on having a bbq later but a major server issue might just scupper those plans

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  • 2BIT
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    oh, and ten cans of fozzies for me
    ughhh, cooking lager - get yourself something decent!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Mould the mince into cock-shaped burgers, that would be a surprise.

    Although, probably not knowing you.
    i can just picture 350 EO-sized mince-cock-burgers falling through the grill onto the coals




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  • BA to the Stars
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    Hopefully in that order

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  • Churchill
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    Mould the mince into cock-shaped burgers, that would be a surprise.

    Although, probably not knowing you.

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Its a glorious day

    Its a glorious day

    Its a fine day here in Manchester.

    I think I will welcome the missus home from work with a nice BBQ and a glass of chilled white wine.



    She left me a pound of mince in the fridge this am and said 'do something with that'

    so I reckon home made beefburgers on the barbie will be a nice suprise for her.


    oh, and ten cans of fozzies for me




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