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Brown bread I hope?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThere was another one last Friday.
This one had damaged a Porsche.
Though it looked like the Porsche had got its own back.
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There was another one last Friday.
This one had damaged a Porsche.
Though it looked like the Porsche had got its own back.
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...After parking the car out of sight.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThat's a bit harsh.
Standing from the pavement, pointing and laughing is more the level.
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That's a bit harsh.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAs I perambulated towards the railway station yesterday, I noticed lots of blue flashing lights, police cars & an ambulance at the traffic lights outside.
And, what do you know?
One of those iron man druggies, the ones who are apparently impervious to traffic and who march across the road ignoring cars, buses & trucks, had been knocked down.
How sad.
If there hadn't been so many cops around I'd have been tempted to go & kick him in the head for good measure.
That would, of course, have been futile, since there's feckall in his head any more anyway.
Standing from the pavement, pointing and laughing is more the level.
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As I perambulated towards the railway station yesterday, I noticed lots of blue flashing lights, police cars & an ambulance at the traffic lights outside.
And, what do you know?
One of those iron man druggies, the ones who are apparently impervious to traffic and who march across the road ignoring cars, buses & trucks, had been knocked down.
How sad.
If there hadn't been so many cops around I'd have been tempted to go & kick him in the head for good measure.
That would, of course, have been futile, since there's feckall in his head any more anyway.Tags: None
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