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shaunbhoy replied

21 July 2011, 16:58
Originally posted by petergriffin View Post

But aren't Germans a bunch of paranoid xenophobic ramblers?

Oh no, I have just started a paranoid xenophobic ramble!

Oh yeah! Shove off sausage-breath.
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petergriffin replied

21 July 2011, 16:55
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

Absolutely not. He's got a German missus for a start.

But aren't Germans a bunch of paranoid xenophobic ramblers?

Oh no, I have just started a paranoid xenophobic ramble!
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sasguru replied

21 July 2011, 15:09
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

It's true, he does have a German missus but I wasn't being 100% serious no. Glad I didn't have to spell it out for you....oh wait a minute.....

Well with boneheads like SB around you can't be sure of anything
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shaunbhoy replied

21 July 2011, 14:59
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I realise now you're being 100% serious with that statement.
Only on CUK.

Why is it that whenever you try to be contentious, you just come over as a twunt?
Oh no...hang on......
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Lockhouse replied

21 July 2011, 14:55
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I realise now you're being 100% serious with that statement.
Only on CUK.

It's true, he does have a German missus but I wasn't being 100% serious no. Glad I didn't have to spell it out for you....oh wait a minute.....
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sasguru replied

21 July 2011, 14:50
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

Absolutely not. He's got a German missus for a start.

I realise now you're being 100% serious with that statement.
Only on CUK.
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wobbegong replied

21 July 2011, 14:45
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

Absolutely not. He's got a German missus for a start.

So did Hitler!

Last edited by wobbegong; 21 July 2011, 15:00.
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amcdonald replied

21 July 2011, 14:45
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

Absolutely not. He's got a German missus for a start.

That just proves he likes hairy armpits
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Lockhouse replied

21 July 2011, 14:38
Originally posted by JamJarST View Post

When you say commone sense, do you actually mean paranoid xenophobic rambling?

Absolutely not. He's got a German missus for a start.
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JamJarST replied

21 July 2011, 09:22
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

Actually it was rather good.

He stood up, went on for half an hour speaking lots of common sense, took some questions, spoke more common sense. Went home.

When you say commone sense, do you actually mean paranoid xenophobic rambling?
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Lockhouse replied

21 July 2011, 09:16
Originally posted by petergriffin View Post

Maybe because you don't understand politics and the fact that you're a UKIP fan might confirm this.

I keep reading books about politics and British history and have done for the past 20-30 years. What a shame none of it appears to have stuck....!
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Lockhouse replied

21 July 2011, 09:15
Actually it was rather good.

He stood up, went on for half an hour speaking lots of common sense, took some questions, spoke more common sense. Went home.
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petergriffin replied

20 July 2011, 18:22
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

I'm nearly 50 and have never been to a political meeting before.

Maybe because you don't understand politics and the fact that you're a UKIP fan might confirm this.
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Mich the Tester replied

20 July 2011, 12:19
Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post

As a dutiful UKIP member I'm off to hear Nigel Farage speak in Eastleigh this evening as it's just down the road from me (and I got sent free tickets).

I'm nearly 50 and have never been to a political meeting before. Anyone care to offer their experiences?

What you can expect is exactly the same as many other politicians can offer you;

- somebody else is to blame for all your troubles (e.g. EU, illegal immigrants, mooslims, 'the left', 'the rich' etc)
- I have the solution to all of these problems, so vote for me!
- inevitable disappointment when said politician later turns out to be at best a charlatan or at worst a criminal
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Troll replied

20 July 2011, 11:42
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Take a shaving foam pie just in case

A spare set of shoes to throw would be better
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