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Previously on "Getting yanked around"

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Interesting. Being male is only 3rd on your list. That would be the deal breaker for me but you seem to place less importance on it than being tedious or dull.
    That's what a Boarding School Education buys you.



    Besides, how do you imagine sasguru ever reached a Management Grade? Hardly down to his social skills was it?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I found a grey pubic hair today.

    You should really go for a younger model.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Thanks for the offer.
    If a hot bird offered me that I may consider it. Seeing as its a tedious, dull, male, failed IT contractor, I think I'll pass.
    Interesting. Being male is only 3rd on your list. That would be the deal breaker for me but you seem to place less importance on it than being tedious or dull.

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  • Paddy
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    I found a grey pubic hair today.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Thanks for the offer.
    If a hot bird offered me that I may consider it. Seeing as its a tedious, dull, male, failed IT contractor, I think I'll pass.
    The benchwarmer.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I just got a sarnie from pret, I'm looking forward to it, I am also looking forward to the cup of tea I just made, I'm going to leave the tea bag in so it is nice and strong. I don't put milk in my tea so I don't get involved with the milk wars in here which is ok, I wonder what I will do for lunch tomorrow...
    Very sad, I really don't miss the UK. I have people here to do that sort of thing for me.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You tell 'em Suity

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What should I call my daughter though?
    Trixie Loverocket.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    If a well respected poster had a point I may listen to it. Seeing as it's you though have a
    Thanks for the offer.
    If a hot bird offered me that I may consider it. Seeing as its a tedious, dull, male, failed IT contractor, I think I'll pass.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    If a well respected poster had a point I may listen to it. Seeing as it's you though have a
    Perhaps that why you're struggling to get a contract? Offering a handjob to an interviewer? RichardCranium has been offering blowies for the last six months and he's still struggling. Up your offer.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    What part of tedious minutiae did you not understand?
    If a well respected poster had a point I may listen to it. Seeing as it's you though have a

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    So if I get this right, no one else on here posts about things happening to them relating to contracting.

    What part of tedious minutiae did you not understand?

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  • suityou01
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    So if I get this right, no one else on here posts about things happening to them relating to contracting.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

    You tell 'em Suity
    us

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  • MarillionFan
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    I've updated a Statement of Requirements document, set up a UAT session, done some testing, read a few CUK posts, watched my shares, had a tulip and four cups of coffee.

    I'm now going to have lunch, probably another tulip and scratch my balls.

    What should I call my daughter though?

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