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Previously on "Our old friend the Rochdale swamp donkey(?)"

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  • eternalnomad
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek
    Blimey.....I knew she had a few kids, but 10 ?

    So they're finally charging her for giving birth then ? Considering their mum, I'd say that that qualifies for child cruelty.

    I can see how this is going to pan out.

    Court will rule against her. Social Services do a snatch and grab and pack the little squirts off to the local child abuse home. Several exclusives in the national press about "Lizzie Lost Her Kids", appearances on Breakfast telly, more exclusives "Lizzie Tells Her Story of Heartbreak", "Every Mother's Nighmare", followed by an announcement that RSD intends to go to the EU Court of Human Rights, followed by an appeal in which Lizzie wins the kids back, more exclusives in the papers "Little Joey's Stay of Hell", followed by Lizzie starting some vacuous charity for Single Mothers Accused of Child Abuse (S.M.A.C.A), followed by.....oh I give up.
    and without a shadow of a doubt, Cherie Bliar will be at the trough supporting her human rights while spunking thousands per day from the tax payer in legal aid fees.

    Its only fair

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Half-Term, 'innit ?

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  • mcquiggd
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    You forgot Trisha, BGG....

    P.S youre up late on a school night...

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Reality television participant Lizzie Bardsley has been charged with 10 counts of child cruelty.
    Blimey.....I knew she had a few kids, but 10 ?

    So they're finally charging her for giving birth then ? Considering their mum, I'd say that that qualifies for child cruelty.

    I can see how this is going to pan out.

    Court will rule against her. Social Services do a snatch and grab and pack the little squirts off to the local child abuse home. Several exclusives in the national press about "Lizzie Lost Her Kids", appearances on Breakfast telly, more exclusives "Lizzie Tells Her Story of Heartbreak", "Every Mother's Nighmare", followed by an announcement that RSD intends to go to the EU Court of Human Rights, followed by an appeal in which Lizzie wins the kids back, more exclusives in the papers "Little Joey's Stay of Hell", followed by Lizzie starting some vacuous charity for Single Mothers Accused of Child Abuse (S.M.A.C.A), followed by.....oh I give up.

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  • GBH123
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    Originally posted by Ivor1
    Jade Goody is 100% minger through and through.

    http://www.sniffpetrol.com/JadeGoody01.jpg

    Don't fight it, give in you know you want her

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  • The Master
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    How can you say that?

    http://www.bintmagazine.com/images/175.jpg

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  • Ivor1
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    Originally posted by stackpole
    She's a bit of a monster.

    I'd give Jade Goody one though.
    Jade Goody is 100% minger through and through.

    http://www.sniffpetrol.com/JadeGoody01.jpg
    Last edited by Ivor1; 4 April 2006, 16:54.

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Well I'm shocked and surprised

    Originally posted by stackpole
    She's a bit of a monster.

    I'd give Jade Goody one though.
    I would too, but I'd never admit it on a bulletin... tulip.

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  • stackpole
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    She's a bit of a monster.

    I'd give Jade Goody one though.

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  • Fleetwood
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    It's only "fair".

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    Yes. Don't worry though, I'm sure she'll get plenty of legal aid.

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  • Fleetwood
    started a topic Our old friend the Rochdale swamp donkey(?)

    Our old friend the Rochdale swamp donkey(?)

    Here she is, in all her glory
    Last edited by Fleetwood; 4 April 2006, 09:32.

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