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threaded replied

31 March 2006, 10:33
Originally posted by monkeyboy

The Flux capacitor works.....

'Spaceballs' not 'Back to the Future'
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Churchill replied

31 March 2006, 10:15
More power, Igor!!!!....(er Alexei...)
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monkeyboy replied

31 March 2006, 10:13
Originally posted by AtW

Better buckle up since SKA is about to switch to ludicrous speed!

The Flux capacitor works.....
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threaded replied

31 March 2006, 09:38
Can we have the video so we can see what happens next?
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AtW replied

31 March 2006, 09:36
Better buckle up since SKA is about to switch to ludicrous speed!
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threaded replied

31 March 2006, 08:09
All hail the tache!
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Churchill replied

31 March 2006, 08:05
Only AtW can save us now!!!!
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TwoWolves started a topic Google plans orbital mind control

31 March 2006, 08:03
Google plans orbital mind control

Despite its famous "Don't be evil" mantra, we can exclusively reveal that Google is planning a SPECTRE-style operation co-ordinated from an extinct volcano aimed at the complete subjugation of humanity by means of "orbital mind control".

The proof for this diabolical scheme for world domination (operational mantra: "If it can't be indexed it must be destroyed") comes from a photograph of a whiteboard in the Google Campus' "Building 43" - the cyber-equivalent of Area 51, which acts as the search monolith's black ops brainstorming facility:
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