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Previously on "I have a confession"

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  • Moose423956
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    Is it executable?

    Does it have the right squiggles at the top of the file?
    Copied another script that works, so should have.


    chmod is your friend.
    Did that.... rwxr--r-- , running it under the id that created it.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I'll give you an example why I hate computers so much. I'm trying to run a script on a Linux server, I can see the script when I list the directory. I run "./scriptname.ksh" and it says it can't find the script. I can see it, right in front of me! FFS!

    chmod is your friend.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I'll give you an example why I hate computers so much. I'm trying to run a script on a Linux server, I can see the script when I list the directory. I run "./scriptname.ksh" and it says it can't find the script. I can see it, right in front of me! FFS!

    Is it executable?

    Does it have the right squiggles at the top of the file?

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  • Moose423956
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    I'll give you an example why I hate computers so much. I'm trying to run a script on a Linux server, I can see the script when I list the directory. I run "./scriptname.ksh" and it says it can't find the script. I can see it, right in front of me! FFS!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh you're just spiteful today fella.
    Hey if I don't mention your stinking colon fetish, who will?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You appear to be having problems with your colon!
    Oh you're just spiteful today fella.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Give up IT and become a hard core porn star on the Hollywood circuit.

    Worked for me.
    You appear to be having problems with your colon!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Give up IT and become a hard core porn star on the Hollywood circuit.

    Worked for me.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Give up IT and become a hard core porn star on the Hollywood circuit.

    Worked for me. :

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    It'll make your bum grow.
    This is my give a tulip face

    Although, what I'm actually having is salad on a brown roll

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    Probably not the most sensible place to admit this, but I'm going to.

    I absolutely loathe all technology. Hate it. Hate computers, mobile phones, TVs, cars, basically anything that has a chip in it.

    My main pet hate is computers, which is a bit of a problem as I use them every day. I just hate the way they don't do what you want them to, they're inconsistent, go wrong, and even the fact that when you turn one off it doesn't turn off immediately, sometimes they can take minutes to turn off.



    What can I do? If I had a time machine I'd go back to the mid 1800s to live. But then I'd probably hate the time machine as well.

    Thank God for that, I thought I was the only one. Computers really pi$$ me off, but even worse than computers are "users". Brain-dead, lying, "someone-wipe-my-ar$e", scumbags, the lot of them.

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  • doodab
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    Cep't I don't really, I like them in proportion.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    My main pet hate is computers, which is a bit of a problem as I use them every day. I just hate the way they don't do what you want them to, they're inconsistent, go wrong, and even the fact that when you turn one off it doesn't turn off immediately, sometimes they can take minutes to turn off.
    Get a Mac

    Scooterscot

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Ah feck - I would like a chip sandwich now
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    It'll make your bum grow.
    And?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Ah feck - I would like a chip sandwich now
    It'll make your bum grow.

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