Reply to: About to get BBQ ready ...

[shaunbhoy]

Right about now, sasguru will have force-fed his reluctant guests the lion's share of his "Mum's been to Iceland" Bar-B-Q Bumper Pack, and be pouring Tesco's own brand blended Scotch down their necks. They will also have had the guided tour of the eco-shed, and seen the virtual photos of the Motorbike he never actually owned too.
This charm offensive will be knocking them for six...............

[AtW]

Just round the corner from the local lunatic asylum as I recall.

So, he either run away from there or works as a doctor there...

[OwlHoot]

I think CUK should gate crash his BBQ - all we need is to find a dodgy looking house with an eco shed, with Aygo parked on double lines in front of it in rough part of Wandworth or whatever it is called

Just round the corner from the local lunatic asylum as I recall.

Or was that some other Bellevue?

[MarillionFan]

I think CUK should gate crash his BBQ - all we need is to find a dodgy looking house with an eco shed, with Aygo parked on double lines in front of it in rough part of Wandworth or whatever it is called

Good idea. I've got some weegies I need to get shot of you bring the squirrel steaks.

[AtW]

I think CUK should gate crash his BBQ - all we need is to find a dodgy looking house with an eco shed, with Aygo parked on double lines in front of it in rough part of Wandworth or whatever it is called

[MarillionFan]

Feck yeh then. I didn't want an invite. Don't like
London anyway.

[OwlHoot]

We've got enough marinated piquant lamb chops, pheasant, and steak for

everybody. Roast potatoes in foil.
With a salad and bagettes hot from the oven.

Simple but tasty .....

Plus whatever the guest bring ...

Ooooh, very hoity toity I'm sure.

Next time, how about a roast ox?

[Sysman]

Feck me year old grease is hard to get rid of.
Got most of it off anyway. Enough so you wouldn't notice....

Think I'll use a bag of charcoal to disinfect it before cooking.

And the moral of the story is clean your BBQ befor putting it away at the end of the season.

Wind on to June 2012...

Sasguru:

Feck me a year's rust is hard to get rid of
Got most of it off anyway. Enough so you wouldn't notice....

Think I'll use a bucket of stove blacking to make it look right before cooking.

[shaunbhoy]

Feck me year old grease is hard to get rid of.

[sasguru]

Feck me year old grease is hard to get rid of.
Got most of it off anyway. Enough so you wouldn't notice....

Think I'll use a bag of charcoal to disinfect it before cooking.

And the moral of the story is clean your BBQ befor putting it away at the end of the season.

[shaunbhoy]

Plus whatever the guest bring ...

I-Pods and earphones no doubt, so they won't have to listen to your banal drivel all night!

[AtW]

Freudian slip? One guest?

That would be Wilmslow no doubt

[Sysman]

We've got enough marinated piquant lamb chops, pheasant, and steak for everybody. Roast potatoes in foil.
With a salad and bagettes hot from the oven.

Simple but tasty .....

Plus whatever the guest bring ...

Freudian slip? One guest?

[MarillionFan]

I know its a strange concept for you but I have friends in real life.

Yep. 18, Blonde, Eastern European with big tits. I gave you the agency number remember. So where's my bloody invite??!!!

[sasguru]

sasguru - are you inviting all your CUK friends to it?

I know its a strange concept for you but I have friends in real life.