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Previously on "The Official CUK Remorse Thread"
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIt was Ingocnito that called me a bear
To be fair Simon, I think he meant 'hun'
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I managed two pints of water this evening - which went straight through me.
Ooh, I do feel rough.
Still, with a bit of luck I should have lost some weight.
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Originally posted by RichardCraniumThat's alright. I'm not the least offended you started a "CUKers we dislike" thread about me. Given yesterday was the first time I'd logged in for ages, it didn't take me long to get up your nose!
(I should have explained: you called yourself a bear and I jumped to the obvious conclusion that you're another string-vest and high-heels wearing trucker like Cailin Maith.)
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Originally posted by RichardCraniumTo check, I'd have to go back in the bathroom to look in the mirror. And I'm not going back in there until the extractor fan stops gagging.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.
I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.
I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.
And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.
I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.
I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.
And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.
I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.
I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.
And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.
Guinness, anyone?
Ohhhh I'll never sh1t solid again...
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOoh, I do feel ill. I wonder if it is anything to do with this empty bag of mixed fruit dated "19 MAR 2011". The Barolot was alright, but the Cabernet Sauvignon Chateau Acide de Batterie wiped out any taste buds I had. I feel I need to go to the loo again, but I've nothing left to give.
I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.
I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.
And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAh the sockie master
Just go back to posting as AtW, MF, Wodewick, TykeMerc, Russell (oh no he's still banned isn't he).
You big gay bear you.
But he ain't me!
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Originally posted by RichardCraniumThat's alright. I'm not the least offended you started a "CUKers we dislike" thread about me. Given yesterday was the first time I'd logged in for ages, it didn't take me long to get up your nose!
(I should have explained: you called yourself a bear and I jumped to the obvious conclusion that you're another string-vest and high-heels wearing trucker like Cailin Maith.)
Just go back to posting as AtW, MF, Wodewick, TykeMerc, Russell (oh no he's still banned isn't he).
You big gay bear you.
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