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Previously on "The Official CUK Remorse Thread"

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    To be fair Simon, I think he meant 'hun'
    I am now even more disturbed that he is trying to call me honey!

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  • russell
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    Remorse for being a bit rude to a mod.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    It was Ingocnito that called me a bear

    To be fair Simon, I think he meant 'hun'

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  • RichardCranium
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    I managed two pints of water this evening - which went straight through me.

    Ooh, I do feel rough.

    Still, with a bit of luck I should have lost some weight.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium
    That's alright. I'm not the least offended you started a "CUKers we dislike" thread about me. Given yesterday was the first time I'd logged in for ages, it didn't take me long to get up your nose!

    (I should have explained: you called yourself a bear and I jumped to the obvious conclusion that you're another string-vest and high-heels wearing trucker like Cailin Maith.)
    It was Ingocnito that called me a bear

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium
    To check, I'd have to go back in the bathroom to look in the mirror. And I'm not going back in there until the extractor fan stops gagging.
    Being a bear I tulip in the woods so the smell is never a problem

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.

    I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.

    I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.

    And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.
    It could of course be acute liver failure. Do your eyes look like little yellow marbles?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.

    I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.

    I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.

    And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.
    If it smells that bad don't eat it!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.

    I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.

    I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.

    And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.
    On the positive side it's cheaper than colonic irrigation.

    Guinness, anyone?

    Ohhhh I'll never sh1t solid again...

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Ooh, I do feel ill. I wonder if it is anything to do with this empty bag of mixed fruit dated "19 MAR 2011". The Barolot was alright, but the Cabernet Sauvignon Chateau Acide de Batterie wiped out any taste buds I had. I feel I need to go to the loo again, but I've nothing left to give.
    I think that was it - the 2 month old fruit.

    I just tried forcing down a bowl of cereal and only just made it to the loo in time.

    I had no idea it was physically possible for stuff to go through you so quickly.

    And I think the lining of my nose has been stripped out by the evil smell.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I suppose its a bad time to mention the dog and your wifes rug ?



    It's never a great time to tell a man his wife is bald. I'd leave the dog well out of it for now.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    :reeling-them-in-smiley:

    Ah ok, thanks.
    HTH

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Oi Tuliphead! He may or may not be any of the others, possible Gricy as well.

    But he ain't me!
    :reeling-them-in-smiley:

    Ah ok, thanks.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Ah the sockie master

    Just go back to posting as AtW, MF, Wodewick, TykeMerc, Russell (oh no he's still banned isn't he).

    You big gay bear you.
    Oi Tuliphead! He may or may not be any of the others, possible Gricy as well.

    But he ain't me!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium
    That's alright. I'm not the least offended you started a "CUKers we dislike" thread about me. Given yesterday was the first time I'd logged in for ages, it didn't take me long to get up your nose!

    (I should have explained: you called yourself a bear and I jumped to the obvious conclusion that you're another string-vest and high-heels wearing trucker like Cailin Maith.)
    Ah the sockie master

    Just go back to posting as AtW, MF, Wodewick, TykeMerc, Russell (oh no he's still banned isn't he).

    You big gay bear you.

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