That must sting a bit.

[SimonMac]

All they need now is his Christian name.

[TimberWolf]

That narrows it down a bit!

After days of investigation, police said they believe the man, surnamed Kim, committed suicide without any assistance.

All they need now is his Christian name.

[SimonMac]

After days of investigation, police said they believe the man, surnamed Kim, committed suicide without any assistance.

That narrows it down a bit!

[TimberWolf]

On the one hand it might be tempting to think it's a bit sad that religious nutters do this kind of thing to themselves over great works of fiction, but on the other hand when our taxi drivers go nuts, they tend to try to take out a whole village of people, rather then just themselves. So swings and roundabouts.

[amcdonald]

Perhaps he asked someone to put him up for the night ??

[Moose423956]

"I'm Brian, and so is my wife"

[Flubster]

Hope it helped him stop biting his nails....

[Sysman]

Police said they found the man's notes planning the crucifixion. Before his apparent suicide, Kim closed his bank account and cancelled his mobile phone contract in apparent preparation to end his life, police said.

Wise man.

You never know whether a telco will honour a contract cancellation and stop whipping money out of your bank account.

[MarillionFan]

Bet he's glad he didn't drop his hammer.

[doodab]

Jesus.

No, just some nutjob.

[TykeMerc]

Good lord!

[TimberWolf]

Jesus.

[zeitghost]

Metro - Police say crucified South Korean likely killed himself

A novel method that saves you having to knock that last nail in all on your own.