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Previously on "Bench?"
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It's a bugger like that, I had planned to take a good chunk of last summer off, but an interesting project came along.
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I was looking forward to the summer on the bench but annoyingly have picked up an extension and a project that must be finished in mid Sept. Been given it
On the premise i take no time off!!!!
******* swings and roundabouts!!!
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If you really have a fat arse, do us a favour and sit on the opposite end of the bench to Russell.Originally posted by pmeswani View PostI'm not looking for a seat next to Russell. I have some dignity and respect to preserve.
Then when he's least expecting it, suddenly get up.
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If you insist.Originally posted by russell View PostWhat a minute, so your insults are just banter, but mines are abuse?

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What a minute, so your insults are just banter, but mines are abuse?Originally posted by pmeswani View PostOf course. Hitting back at people who engage in banter makes you immune from blame. If you don't know how to partake in banter, then it's best not to dish out insults.
I am going to try and restrain myself from making further comments on this thread, but I may become provoked.
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Of course. Hitting back at people who engage in banter makes you immune from blame. If you don't know how to partake in banter, then it's best not to dish out insults.Originally posted by russell View PostCalm down dear.
Lets see how this thread developed.
The OP said he was on the bench I asked what happened. TykeMuck then insulted me as did the OP, I then hit back. I am not at fault here, if you can't take it don't dish it out.
I am going to try and restrain myself from making further comments on this thread, but I may become provoked.
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Yeah, possibly. But you are still a w@nk.Originally posted by russell View PostCalm down dear.
Lets see how this thread developed.
The OP said he was on the bench I asked what happened. TykeMuck then insulted me as did the OP, I then hit back. I am not at fault here, if you can't take it don't dish it out.
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a game of I said, he said, they said = developed.Originally posted by russell View PostCalm down dear.
Lets see how this thread developed.
The OP said he was on the bench I asked what happened. TykeMuck then insulted me as did the OP, I then hit back. I am not at fault here, if you can't take it don't dish it out.
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Calm down dear.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostYou are such a w@nk
Lets see how this thread developed.
The OP said he was on the bench I asked what happened. TykeMuck then insulted me as did the OP, I then hit back. I am not at fault here, if you can't take it don't dish it out.Last edited by russell; 16 May 2011, 14:23.
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