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EternalOptimist replied

16 May 2011, 18:34
Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

I thought of a great punchline the other day.

The Large Hardon Collider.

Just couldn't think of a story to lead up to it.

In Cern they decided to check out the common sense of the physicists, so they put a physicist and a scouser in a room, in a chair.
On the other side of the room is a lovely naked blonde.

the experimeter says, every five minutes, i will move the chair halfway towards the blonde.

So the physicist storms out
'Stupid. everyone know I will never get there, I am going to play with my large Hadron collider'

The scouser laughs
'Lets start, by ten oclock, I will be close enough for my large hardon collider'
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russell replied

16 May 2011, 15:41
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Like end it
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DodgyAgent replied

16 May 2011, 15:41
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

You do realise that your life is short and in the time it took you to write that crap you could have done something useful with your life?

Like end it
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amcdonald replied

16 May 2011, 15:39
Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

I thought of a great punchline the other day.

The Large Hardon Collider.

Just couldn't think of a story to lead up to it.

You should have gone to Jodrell Bank for inspiration
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russell replied

16 May 2011, 15:34
Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

I thought of a great punchline the other day.

The Large Hardon Collider.

Just couldn't think of a story to lead up to it.

What about

"What would you need to make gricerboy real"
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gricerboy replied

16 May 2011, 15:31
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Aye.

They luck punch line.

1/10

I thought of a great punchline the other day.

The Large Hardon Collider.

Just couldn't think of a story to lead up to it.
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pacharan replied

16 May 2011, 14:32
Originally posted by gricerboy View Post

I take it you prefer something a little more "end of the pier".

Try Jim Davidson.

That's not bad for you
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AtW replied

16 May 2011, 13:23
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Wilmslow is real. Terrifyingly so.

He is only real if enough people keep believing in him...
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Incognito replied

16 May 2011, 13:11
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Wilmslow is real. Terrifyingly so.

Ah, but is Churchill?
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Churchill replied

16 May 2011, 13:10
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

Wrong log on wilmslow.

Wilmslow is real. Terrifyingly so.
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Incognito replied

16 May 2011, 13:06
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

you cannot read this post as incognito is on your ignore list

Wrong log on wilmslow.
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Churchill replied

16 May 2011, 13:03
you cannot read this post as incognito is on your ignore list
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Incognito replied

16 May 2011, 12:53
Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post

Is there any kind of ignore list I can add this one to?

It's great ignoring the tw@t. I sit here and bask in a smug glow knowing that the sad, deluded individual isn't wasting my precious CUK browsing time.
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gricerboy replied

16 May 2011, 12:51
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Aye.

They luck punch line.

1/10

I take it you prefer something a little more "end of the pier".

Try Jim Davidson.
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AtW replied

16 May 2011, 12:26
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

WCMS

The stories are too complex and over the top, the inneundo(sic) is poor so say the least. 2/10

Aye.

They luck punch line.

1/10
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