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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    they made me put a bag on the donkeys head, to spare it the embarrassment
    I think I saw the footage of that. Were you trying to take one of your famous "dumps" at the time EO?



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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Lightship
    Not if you don't do it properly.

    Lightship. Hat's off. Where do you get these images from?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Do they let you do that in public?
    they made me put a bag on the donkeys head, to spare it the embarrassment





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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The worst thing that ever happened to me in Blackpool, was that there was a small queue for the donkey ride on the beach
    Do they let you do that in public?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Most of the touristy bits of Tenerife are horrific.

    Like a rundown version of Blackpool with sunshine.

    The worst thing that ever happened to me in Blackpool, was that there was a small queue for the donkey ride on the beach



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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    How horrific.
    Most of the touristy bits of Tenerife are horrific.

    Like a rundown version of Blackpool with sunshine.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Good thing it was a Chinese supermarket and not a takeaway or the obvious jokes about noodles or rice as an accompaniment would have happened.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Shocking news................then again................




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  • shaunbhoy
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    Shocking news................then again................




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  • British woman stabbed and decapitated in Tenerife

    Spanish media reported that witnesses saw the man enter a Chinese supermarket at the Valdes Shopping Centre and, without saying a word, attacked the woman with a knife, cutting her head off.
    "I glanced behind me and a guy was ambling down the street holding what I assumed to be a joke head, by the hair."

    Bulgarian Man Arrested After 'Stabbing And Decapitating' A British Woman In Tenerife | World News | Sky News
    How horrific.

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