We're all doomed ...

[Fungus]

Alien is a catch all term. I'm actually the origin of everything and hence I trump your Pan-dimensional-mega-super-being-ness.

I come from Leicester.

[Fungus]

I'm immortal too, (well, so far so good anyways).

Could that be thanks to all the preservatives in those pies you've eaten in industrial quantities? Allegedly.

[errorista]

Do I dare

Disturb the universe?

In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.



error

[sasguru]

Only a mere Alien. Well us Pan-dimensional-mega-super-beings trump your Alienness. We won't even be in this dimension when the sun does goes boom!

Alien is a catch all term. I'm actually the origin of everything and hence I trump your Pan-dimensional-mega-super-being-ness.

[zathras]

I forgot to say, you're doomed, but I'm immortal. You won't believe this but I'm actually an extra-terrestrial. There are many of us among you, but we take care that you don't know it, by assuming your form. And I can safely tell you that, knowing that you'll take it as a joke.
Silly humans.

Only a mere Alien. Well us Pan-dimensional-mega-super-beings trump your Alienness. We won't even be in this dimension when the sun does goes boom!

[sasguru]

They are not mutually exclusive. All ETs are both.

[AlfredJPruffock]

I'm immortal too, (well, so far so good anyways).

Better immoral than immortal.

[threaded]

I'm immortal too, (well, so far so good anyways).

[sasguru]

So why are you buying flats? Go out and spend all your cash!

I forgot to say, you're doomed, but I'm immortal. You won't believe this but I'm actually an extra-terrestrial. There are many of us among you, but we take care that you don't know it, by assuming your form. And I can safely tell you that, knowing that you'll take it as a joke.
Silly humans.

[Bagpuss]

You need to burn all your cash just like the KLF did,come next week it will be worth nothing anyway. If you don't have time to burn it, just send it to me and I will burn it for you!

[Francko]

Apparently the sun will self-destruct in a relatively short (by universal standards) time. So now we've got that out of the way, let's get on with enjoying our miniscule, microscopic, infinitely tiny time spans on this planet.

So why are you buying flats? Go out and spend all your cash!

[Bagpuss]

will self-destruct

Darn and I like Will Self

[AlfredJPruffock]

The sun is the same , in a relative way, but you are older.

Shorter of Breath and one day closer to Death.

Each day just goes so fast
I turn around, it's past
You don't get time to hang a sign on me

Love me while you can
Before I'm a dead old man

A lifetime is so short
A new one can't be bought
But what you've got means such a lot to me

Make love all day long
Make love singing songs
Make love all day long
Make love singing songs

There's people standing 'round
Who'll screw you in the ground
They'll fill you in with all their sins, you'll see

[sasguru]

Apparently the sun will self-destruct in a relatively short (by universal standards) time. So now we've got that out of the way, let's get on with enjoying our miniscule, microscopic, infinitely tiny time spans on this planet.