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Previously on "Why are you not watching the Royal wedding?"

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    You need to be a future king for that ...
    I think you might be a little bit confused.

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  • mudskipper
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    This man brought along his own crown jewels.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    You sad, sad bitter little man.

    Anyway it doesn't seem very likely, as they've been together for ten years already.
    In that case she's been throwing up for years, but not sure about the cutting though.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post

    Anyway the wedding does not really interest me, it is the steady downward spiral of the failed relationship that should be quite entertaining.

    She will be throwing up after dinner tonight and cuttting herself in a matter of months.
    You sad, sad bitter little man.

    Anyway it doesn't seem very likely, as they've been together for ten years already.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Check out the silly hat contest. I'm sure those hats must have seemed a good idea in the hat shop after a few gins.

    Here's one example perched on a posh head:

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Too busy checking this out.

    Type "Kate Middleton" into Google and check out the second suggested entry. Seems you are not alone

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I'd take her up the aisle.
    You need to be a future king for that ...

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Freamon View Post
    Too busy checking this out.

    I'd take her up the aisle.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I just put "A minge fit for a king" into google and the top link is not quite what I was expecting.

    My dog licks my pussy. | Is It Normal? | http://isitnormal.com

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  • doodab
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    I just put "A minge fit for a king" into google and the top link is not quite what I was expecting.

    My dog licks my pussy. | Is It Normal? | http://isitnormal.com

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  • Freamon
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    Too busy checking this out.

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  • minestrone
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    They have been pushed to one side and she slid along the back seat.

    I put thought into my perving.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    As long as she doesn't start flashing her gash in the back of expensive limos, i dont care


    oops, too late



    I'm pretty sure she's wearing knickers in that photo.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post

    She will be throwing up after dinner tonight and cuttting herself in a matter of months.
    As long as she doesn't start flashing her gash in the back of expensive limos, i dont care


    oops, too late



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  • minestrone
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    I'm working.

    Anyway the wedding does not really interest me, it is the steady downward spiral of the failed relationship that should be quite entertaining.

    She will be throwing up after dinner tonight and cuttting herself in a matter of months.

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