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wobbegong replied

22 April 2011, 17:49
Maybe she was asleep and he thought he'd try a spot of teabagging. Pity he didn't know she's got a snap reflex on her like a bleedin' crocodile.
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MaryPoppins replied

21 April 2011, 20:34
Surely that would take some gnawing.
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OwlHoot replied

21 April 2011, 19:03
A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles ..

Maybe he fibbed about having a vasectomy after sprog #3, and when #4 appeared she decided enough was enough!
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Zippy replied

21 April 2011, 17:19
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

When fellatio goes wrong!

He's suffered a crushing blow?
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EternalOptimist replied

21 April 2011, 16:42
Originally posted by doodab View Post

It doesn't actually mention why she decided to bite his nuts off at 4am. We can only speculate.

that was probbly 5 am UTC
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doodab replied

21 April 2011, 16:13
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Maybe she had an epileptic fit?

Only a lunatic would put his nuts in an epileptic's mouth.
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OwlHoot replied

21 April 2011, 16:04
Originally posted by doodab View Post

It doesn't actually mention why she decided to bite his nuts off at 4am. We can only speculate.

Maybe she had an epileptic fit?
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doodab replied

21 April 2011, 14:48
It doesn't actually mention why she decided to bite his nuts off at 4am. We can only speculate.
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amcdonald replied

21 April 2011, 14:47
Did he say "Have a happy period" ?
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SimonMac replied

21 April 2011, 14:35
When fellatio goes wrong!
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doodab replied

21 April 2011, 14:35
She's clearly nuts.
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Spacecadet replied

21 April 2011, 14:34
it is Newcastle, she was probably just hungry
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Moose423956 started a topic OUCH! That's gotta sting!

21 April 2011, 14:32
OUCH! That's gotta sting!

Woman accused of biting off a man's testicles

BBC News - Gateshead woman denies biting off testicles
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